the haunted bookshop(闹鬼的书店)-第8章
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Heroism； what of Eternal Light was in a Man and his Life； is with very
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great exactness added to the Eternities； remains forever a new divine
portion of the Sum of Things。
〃Now； my friends； the bookseller is one of the keys in that universal
adding machine； because he aids in the cross…fertilization of men and
books。 His delight in his calling doesn't need to be stimulated even by
the bright shanks of a Coles Phillips picture。
〃Roger； my boy；〃 said Gladfist； 〃your innocent enthusiasm makes me
think of Tom Daly's favourite story about the Irish priest who was
rebuking his flock for their love of whisky。 ‘Whisky；' he said； ‘is the
bane of this congregation。 Whisky； that steals away a man's brains。
Whisky； that makes you shoot at landlordsand not hit them！' Even so； my
dear Roger； your enthusiasm makes you shoot at truth and never come
anywhere near it。〃
〃Jerry；〃 said Roger； 〃you are a upas tree。 Your shadow is poisonous！〃
〃Well； gentlemen；〃 said Mr。 Chapman； 〃I know Mrs。 Mifflin wants to
be relieved of her post。 I vote we adjourn early。 Your conversation is
always delightful； though I am sometimes a bit uncertain as to the
conclusions。 My daughter is going to be a bookseller； and I shall look
forward to hearing her views on the business。〃
As the guests made their way out through the shop； Mr。 Chapman
drew Roger aside。 〃It's perfectly all right about sending Titania？〃 he
asked。
〃Absolutely；〃 said Roger。 〃When does she want to come？〃
〃Is to…morrow too soon？〃
〃The sooner the better。 We've got a little spare room upstairs that she
can have。 I've got some ideas of my own about furnishing it for her。
Send her round to…morrow afternoon。〃
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Chapter III
Titania Arrives
The first pipe after breakfast is a rite of some importance to seasoned
smokers； and Roger applied the flame to the bowl as he stood at the
bottom of the stairs。 He blew a great gush of strong blue reek that eddied
behind him as he ran up the flight； his mind eagerly meditating the
congenial task of arranging the little spare room for the coming employee。
Then； at the top of the steps； he found that his pipe had already gone out。
〃What with filling my pipe and emptying it； lighting it and relighting it；〃
he thought； 〃I don't seem to get much time for the serious concerns of life。
Come to think of it； smoking； soiling dishes and washing them； talking
and listening to other people talk； take up most of life anyway。〃
This theory rather pleased him； so he ran downstairs again to tell it to
Mrs。 Mifflin。
〃Go along and get that room fixed up；〃 she said； 〃and don't try to palm
off any bogus doctrines on me so early in the morning。 Housewives have
no time for philosophy after breakfast。〃
Roger thoroughly enjoyed himself in the task of preparing the guest…
room for the new assistant。 It was a small chamber at the back of the
second storey； opening on to a narrow passage that connected through a
door with the gallery of the bookshop。 Two small windows commanded a
view of the modest roofs of that quarter of Brooklyn； roofs that conceal so
many brave hearts； so many baby carriages； so many cups of bad coffee；
and so many cartons of the Chapman prunes。
〃By the way；〃 he called downstairs； 〃better have some of the prunes
for supper to…night； just as a compliment to Miss Chapman。〃
Mrs。 Mifflin preserved a humorous silence。
Over these noncommittal summits the bright eye of the bookseller； as
he tacked up the freshly ironed muslin curtains Mrs。 Mifflin had allotted；
could discern a glimpse of the bay and the leviathan ferries that link Staten
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Island with civilization。 〃Just a touch of romance in the outlook；〃 he
thought to himself。 〃It will suffice to keep a blasee young girl aware of the
excitements of existence。〃
The room； as might be expected in a house presided over by Helen
Mifflin； was in perfect order to receive any occupant； but Roger had
volunteered to psychologize it in such a fashion as （he thought） would
convey favourable influences to the misguided young spirit that was to be
its tenant。 Incurable idealist； he had taken quite gravely his responsibility
as landlord and employer of Mr。 Chapman's daughter。 No chambered
nautilus was to have better opportunity to expand the tender mansions of
its soul。
Beside the bed was a bookshelf with a reading lamp。 The problem
Roger was discussing was what books and pictures might be the best
preachers to this congregation of one。 To Mrs。 Mifflin's secret amusement
he had taken down the picture of Sir Galahad which he had once hung
there； because （as he had said） if Sir Galahad were living to…day he would
be a bookseller。 〃We don't want her feasting her imagination on young
Galahads；〃 he had remarked at breakfast。 〃That way lies premature
matrimony。 What I want to do is put up in her room one or two good prints
representing actual men who were so delightful in their day that all the
young men she is likely to see now will seem tepid and prehensile。 Thus
she will become disgusted with the present generation of youths and there
will be some chance of her really putting her mind on the book business。〃
Accordingly he had spent some time in going through a bin where he
kept photos and drawings of authors that the publishers' 〃publicity men〃
were always showering upon him。 After some thought he discarded
promising engravings of Harold Bell Wright and Stephen Leacock； and
chose pictures of Shelley； Anthony Trollope； Robert Louis Stevenson； and
Robert Burns。 Then； after further meditation； he decided that neither
Shelley nor Burns would quite do for a young girl's room； and set them
aside in favour of a portrait of Samuel Butler。 To these he added a framed
text that he was very fond of and had hung over his own desk。 He had
once clipped it from a copy of Life and found much pleasure in it。 It runs
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thus：
ON THE RETURN OF A BOOK LENT TO A FRIEND
I GIVE humble and hearty thanks for the safe return of this book
which having endured the perils of my friend's bookcase； and the
bookcases of my friend's friends； now returns to me in reasonably good
condition。
I GIVE humble and hearty thanks that my friend did not see fit to
give this book to his infant as a plaything； nor use it as an ash…tray for his
burning cigar； nor as a teething…ring for his mastiff。
WHEN I lent this book I deemed it as lost： I was resigned to the
bitterness of the long parting： I never thought to look upon its pages
again。
BUT NOW that my book is come back to me； I rejoice and am
exceeding glad！ Bring hither the fatted morocco and let us rebind the
volume and set it on the shelf of honour： for this my book was lent； and
is returned again。
PRESENTLY； therefore； I may return some of the books that I myself
have borrowed。
〃There！〃 he thought。 〃That will convey to her the first element of
book morality。〃
These decorations having been displayed on the walls； he bethought
himself of the books that should stand on the bedside shelf。
This is a question that admits of the utmost nicety of discussion。 Some
authorities hold that the proper books for a guest…room are of a soporific
quality that will induce swift and painless repose。 This school advises The
Wealth of Nations； Rome under the Caesars； The Statesman's Year Book；
certain novels of Henry James； and The Letters of Queen Victoria （in three
volumes）。 It is plausibly contended that books of this kind cannot be read
（late at night） for more than a few minutes at a time； and that they afford
useful scraps of information。
Another branch of opinion recommends for bedtime reading short
stories； volumes of pithy anecdote； swift and sparkling stuff that may keep
one awake for a space； yet will advantage all the sweeter slumber in the
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end。 Even ghost stories and harrowing matter are maintained seasonable
by these pundits。 This class of reading comprises O。 Henry； Bret Harte；
Leonard Merrick； Ambrose Bierce； W。 W。 Jacobs； Daudet； de Maupassant；
and possibly even On a Slow Train Through Arkansaw； that grievous
classic of the railway bookstalls whereof its author； Mr。 Thomas W。
Jackson； has said 〃It will sell forever； and a thousand years afterward。〃 To
this might be added another of Mr。 Jackson's onslaughts on the human
intelligence； I'm From Texas； You Can't Steer Me； whereof is said （by the
author） 〃It is like a hard…boiled egg； you can't beat it。〃 There are other of
Mr。 Jackson's books； whose titles escape memory； whereof he has said
〃They are a dynamite for sorrow。〃 Nothing used to annoy Mifflin more
than to have someone come in and ask for copies of these works。 His
brother…in…law； Andrew McGill； the writer； once gave him for Christmas
（just to annoy him） a copy of On a Slow Train Through Arkansaw
sumptuously bound and gilde
