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which　we　all　feel　for　our　sovereign。〃





〃THIRD　EDITION。



〃A　second　courier　has　arrived。　　The　infatuated　Crane　has　made

common　cause　with　the　Prince；　and　forever　forfeited　the　respect　of

Frenchmen。　　A　detachment　of　the　520th　Leger　has　marched　in　pursuit

of　the　pretender　and　his　dupes。　　Go；　Frenchmen；　go　and　conquer！

Remember　that　it　is　our　rights　you　guard；　our　homes　which　you　march

to　defend；　our　laws　which　are　confided　to　the　points　of　your

unsullied　bayonets；above　all；　our　dear；　dear　sovereign；　around

whose　throne　you　rally！



〃Our　feelings　overpower　us。　　Men　of　the　520th；　remember　your

watchword　is　Gemappes；your　countersign；　Valmy。〃





〃The　Emperor　of　Russia　and　his　distinguished　family　quitted　the

Tuileries　this　day。　　His　Imperial　Majesty　embraced　his　Majesty　the

King　of　the　French　with　tears　in　his　eyes；　and　conferred　upon　their

RR。　HH。　the　Princes　of　Nemours　and　Joinville；　the　Grand　Cross　of

the　Order　of　the　Blue　Eagle。〃





〃His　Majesty　passed　a　review　of　the　Police　force。　　The　venerable

monarch　was　received　with　deafening　cheers　by　this　admirable　and

disinterested　body　of　men。　　Those　cheers　were　echoed　in　all　French

hearts。　　Long；　long　may　our　beloved　Prince　be　among　us　to　receive

them！〃





CHAPTER　II。



HENRY　V。　AND　NAPOLEON　III。





Sunday；　February　30th。



We　resume　our　quotations　from　the　Debats；　which　thus　introduces　a

third　pretender　to　the　throne：



〃Is　this　distracted　country　never　to　have　peace？　　While　on　Friday

we　recorded　the　pretensions　of　a　maniac　to　the　great　throne　of

France；　while　on　Saturday　we　were　compelled　to　register　the

culpable　attempts　of　one　whom　we　regard　as　a　ruffian；　murderer；

swindler；　forger；　burglar；　and　common　pickpocket；　to　gain　over

the　allegiance　of　Frenchmenit　is　to…day　our　painful　duty　to

announce　a　THIRD　invasionyes；　a　third　invasion。　　The　wretched；

superstitious；　fanatic　Duke　of　Bordeaux　has　landed　at　Nantz；　and

has　summoned　the　Vendeans　and　the　Bretons　to　mount　the　white

cockade。



〃Grand　Dieu！　are　we　not　happy　under　the　tricolor？　　Do　we　not　repose

under　the　majestic　shadow　of　the　best　of　kings？　　Is　there　any　name

prouder　than　that　of　Frenchman；　any　subject　more　happy　than　that　of

our　sovereign？　　Does　not　the　whole　French　family　adore　their

father？　　Yes。　　Our　lives；　our　hearts；　our　blood；　our　fortune；　are

at　his　disposal：　it　was　not　in　vain　that　we　raised；　it　is　not　the

first　time　we　have　rallied　round；　the　august　throne　of　July。　　The

unhappy　Duke　is　most　likely　a　prisoner　by　this　time；　and　the

martial　court　which　shall　be　called　upon　to　judge　one　infamous

traitor　and　pretender；　may　at　the　same　moment　judge　another。　　Away

with　both！　let　the　ditch　of　Vincennes　（which　has　been　already　fatal

to　his　race）　receive　his　body；　too；　and　with　it　the　corpse　of　the

other　pretender。　　Thus　will　a　great　crime　be　wiped　out　of　history；

and　the　manes　of　a　slaughtered　martyr　avenged！



〃One　word　more。　　We　hear　that　the　Duke　of　Jenkins　accompanies　the

descendant　of　Caroline　of　Naples。　　An　ENGLISH　DUKE；　entendez…vous！

An　English　Duke；　great　heaven！　and　the　Princes　of　England　still

dancing　in　our　royal　halls！　　Where；　where　will　the　perfidy　of

Albion　end？〃





〃The　King　reviewed　the　third　and　fourth　battalions　of　Police。　　The

usual　heart…rending　cheers　accompanied　the　monarch；　who　looked

younger　than　ever　we　saw　himay；　as　young　as　when　he　faced　the

Austrian　cannon　at　Valmy　and　scattered　their　squadrons　at　Gemappes。



〃Rations　of　liquor；　and　crosses　of　the　Legion　of　Honor；　were

distributed　to　all　the　men。



〃The　English　Princes　quitted　the　Tuileries　in　twenty…three　coaches…

and…four。　　They　were　not　rewarded　with　crosses　of　the　Legion　of

Honor。　　This　is　significant。〃





〃The　Dukes　of　Joinville　and　Nemours　left　the　palace　for　the

departments　of　the　Loire　and　Upper　Rhine；　where　they　will　take　the

command　of　the　troops。　　The　Joinville　regimentCavalerie　de　la

Marineis　one　of　the　finest　in　the　service。〃





〃Orders　have　been　given　to　arrest　the　fanatic　who　calls　himself

Duke　of　Brittany；　and　who　has　been　making　some　disturbances　in　the

Pas　de　Calais。〃





〃ANECDOTE　OF　HIS　MAJESTY。At　the　review　of　troops　（Police）

yesterday；　his　Majesty；　going　up　to　one　old　grognard　and　pulling

him　by　the　ear；　said；　'Wilt　thou　have　a　cross　or　another　ration　of

wine？'　　The　old　hero；　smiling　archly；　answered；　'Sire；　a　brave　man

can　gain　a　cross　any　day　of　battle；　but　it　is　hard　for　him

sometimes　to　get　a　drink　of　wine。'　　We　need　not　say　that　he　had　his

drink；　and　the　generous　sovereign　sent　him　the　cross　and　ribbon

too。〃





On　the　next　day；　the　Government　journals　began　to　write　in　rather　a

despondent　tone　regarding　the　progress　of　the　pretenders　to　the

throne。　　In　spite　of　their　big　talking；　anxiety　is　clearly

manifested；　as　appears　from　the　following　remarks　of　the　Debats：



〃The　courier　from　the　Rhine　department；〃　says　the　Debats；　〃brings

us　the　following　astounding　Proclamation：



〃'Strasburg；　xxii。　Nivose：　Decadi。　92nd　year　of　the　Republic；　one

and　indivisible。　　We；　John　Thomas　Napoleon；　by　the　constitutions　of

the　Empire；　Emperor　of　the　French　Republic；　to　our　marshals；

generals；　officers；　and　soldiers；　greeting：



〃'Soldiers！



〃'From　the　summit　of　the　Pyramids　forty　centuries　look　down　upon

you。　　The　sun　of　Austerlitz　has　risen　once　more。　　The　Guard　dies；

but　never　surrenders。　　My　eagles；　flying　from　steeple　to　steeple；

never　shall　droop　till　they　perch　on　the　towers　of　Notre　Dame。



〃'Soldiers！　the　child　of　YOUR　FATHER　has　remained　long　in　exile。

I　have　seen　the　fields　of　Europe　where　your　laurels　are　now

withering；　and　I　have　communed　with　the　dead　who　repose　beneath

them。　　They　ask　where　are　our　children？　　Where　is　France？　　Europe

no　longer　glitters　with　the　shine　of　its　triumphant　bayonets

echoes　no　more　with　the　shouts　of　its　victorious　cannon。　　Who　could

reply　to　such　a　question　save　with　a　blush？And　does　a　blush

become　the　cheeks　of　Frenchmen？



〃'No。　　Let　us　wipe　from　our　faces　that　degrading　mark　of　shame。

Come；　as　of　old；　and　rally　round　my　eagles！　　You　have　been　subject

to　fiddling　prudence　long　enough。　　Come；　worship　now　at　the　shrine

of　Glory！　　You　have　been　promised　liberty；　but　you　have　had　none。

I　will　endow　you　with　the　true；　the　real　freedom。　　When　your

ancestors　burst　over　the　Alps；　were　they　not　free？　　Yes；　free　to

conquer。　　Let　us　imitate　the　example　of　those　indomitable　myriads；

and；　flinging　a　defiance　to　Europe；　once　more　trample　over　her；

march　in　triumph　into　her　prostrate　capitals；　and　bring　her　kings

with　her　treasures　at　our　feet。　　This　is　the　liberty　worthy　of

Frenchmen。



〃'Frenchmen！　I　promise　you　that　the　Rhine　shall　be　restored　to　you；

and　that　England　shall　rank　no　more　among　the　nations。　　I　will　have

a　marine　that　shall　drive　her　ships　from　the　seas；　a　few　of　my

brave　regiments　will　do　the　rest。　　Henceforth；　the　traveller　in

that　desert　island　shall　ask；　〃Was　it　this　wretched　corner　of　the

world　that　for　a　thousand　years　defied　Frenchmen？〃



〃'Frenchmen；　up　and　rally！I　have　flung　my　banner　to　the　breezes；


'tis　surrounded　by　the　faithful　and　the　brave。　　Up；　and　let　our

motto　be；　LIBERTY；　EQUALITY；　WAR　ALL　OVER　THE　WORLD！



〃'NAPOLEON　III。



〃'The　Marshal　of　the　Empire；　HARICOT。'





〃Such　is　the　Proclamation！　such　the　hopes　that　a　brutal…minded　and

bloody　adventurer　holds　out　to　our　country。　　'War　all　over　the

world；'　is　the　cry　of　the　savage　demon；　and　the　fiends　who　have

rallied　round　him　echo　it　in　concert。　　We　were　not；　it　appears；

correct　in　stating　that　a　corporal's　guard　had　been　sufficient　to

seize　upon　the　marauder；　when　the　first　fire　would　have　served　to

conclude　his　miserable　life。　　But；　like　a　hideous　disease；　the

contagion　has　spread；　the　remedy　must　be　dreadful。　　Woe　to　those　on

whom　it　will　fall！



〃His　Royal　Highness　the　Prince　of　Joinville；　Admiral　of　France；　has

hastened；　as　we　before　stated；　to　the　disturbed　districts；　and

takes　with　him　his　Cavalerie　de　la　Marine。　　It　is　hard　to　think

that　the　blades　of　those　chivalrous　heroes　must　be　buried　in　the

bosoms　of　Frenchmen：　but　so　be　it：　it　is　those　monsters　who　have

asked　for　blood；　not　we。　　It　is　those　ruffians　who　have　begun　the

quarrel；　not　we。　　WE　remain　calm　and　hopeful；　reposing　under　the

protection　of　the　dearest　and　best　of　sovereigns。



〃The　wretched　pretender；　who　called　himself　Duke　of　Brittany；　has

been　seized；　according　to　our　prophecy：　he　was　brought　before　the

Prefect　of　Police　yesterday；　and　his　insanity　being　proved　beyond　a

doubt；　he　has　been　consigned　to　a　strait…waistcoat　at　Charenton。

So　may　all　incendiary　enemies　of　our　Government　be　overcome！



〃His　Royal　Highness　the　Duke　of　Nemours　is　gone　into　the　department

of　the　Loire；　where　he　will　speedily　put　an　end　to　the　troubles　in

the　disturbed　districts　of　the　Bocage　and　La　Vendee。　　The　foolish

young　Prince；　who　has　there　raised　his　standard；　is　followed；　we

hear；　by　a　small　number　of　wretched　persons；　of　whose　massacre　we

expect　every　moment　to　receive　the　news。　　He　too　has　issued　his

Proclamation；　and　our　readers　will　smile　at　its　contents：





〃'WE　HENRY；　Fifth　of　the　Name；　King　of　France　and　Navarre；　to　all

whom　it　may　concern；　greeting：



〃'After　years　of　exile　we　have　once　more　unfurled　in　France　the

banner　of　the　lilies。　　Once　more　the　white　plume　of　Henri　IV。

floats　in　the　crest　of　his　little　son　（petit　fils）！　　Gallant

nobles！　worthy　burgesses！　honest　commons　of　my　realm；　I　call　upon

you　to　rally　round　the　oriflamme　of　France；　and　summon　the　ban

arriereban　of　my　kingdoms。　　To　my　faithful　Bretons　I　need　not

appeal。　　The　country　of　Duguesclin　has　loyalty　for　an　heirloom！　　To

the　rest　of　my　subjects；　my　atheist　misguided　subjects；　their

father　makes　one　last　appeal。　　Come　to　me；　my　children！　your　errors

shall　be　forgiven。　　Our　Holy　Father；　the　Pope；　shall　intercede　for

you。　　He　promised　it　when；　before　my　departure　on　this　expedition；

I　kissed　his　inviolable　toe！



〃'Our　afflicted　country　cries　aloud　for　reforms。　　The　infamous

universities　shall　be　abolished。　　Education　shall　no　longer　be

permitted。　　A　sacred　and　wholesome　inquisition　shall　be　established。

My　faithful　nobles　shall　pay　no　more　taxes。　　All　the　venerable

institutions　of　our　country　shall　be　restored　as　they　existed　before

1788。　　Convents　and　monasteries　again　shall　ornament　our　country；

the　calm　nurseries　of　saints　and　holy　women！　　Heresy　shall　be

extirpated　with　paternal　severity；　and　our　country　shall　be　free

once　more。



〃'His　Majesty　the　King　of　Ireland；　my　august　ally；　has　sent；　under

the　command　of　His　Royal　Highness　Prince　Daniel；　his　Majesty's

youngest　son；　an　irresistible　IRISH　BRIGADE；　to　co…operate　in　the

good　work。　　His　Grace　the　Lion　of　Judah；　the　canonized　patriarch　of

Tuam；　blessed　their　green　banner　before　they　set　forth。　　Henceforth

may　the　lili