the mirror of kong ho-第30章
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following incident。 〃Is it true; Mr。 Kong;〃 asked a lesser one; who is
spoken of as vastly rich but discontented with her previous lot; of
this person upon an occasion; 〃is it really true that your countrymen
to not consider it right to speak of their fathers' names; even in
this enlightened age?〃 To this I replied that the matter was as she
had eloquently expressed it; and; encouraged by her amiable
condescension; I asked after the memory of her paternal grandsire;
whose name I had frequently heard whispered in connection with her
own。 To my inelegant confusion she regarded me for a period as though
I had the virtue of having become transparent; and then passed on in a
most overwhelming excess of disconcertingly…arranged silence。
〃You've done it now; Kong;〃 said one who stood by (or; as we would
express the same thought; 〃You have succeeded in accomplishing the
undesirable〃); 〃don't you know that the old man was in the tripe and
trotter line?〃
〃To no degree;〃 I replied truly。 〃Yet;〃 I continued; matching his
idiom with another equally facile; 〃wherein was this person's screw
loose? Are they not openly referred tothose of the Line of Tripe and
Trotterby their descendants?〃
〃Not in most cases;〃 he said; with a concentration that indicated a
lurking sting among his words。 〃Generally speaking; they aren't
mentioned or taken into any account whatever。 While they are alive
they are kept in the background and invited to treat themselves to the
Tower when nice people are expected; when dead they are fastened up in
the family back cupboard by a score of ten…inch nails and three…trick
Yale locks; so to speak。 And in the meantime all the splash is being
made on their muddy oof。 See?〃
I nodded agreeably; though; had the opportunity been more favourable;
I would have made the feint to learn somewhat more of this secret
practice of burying in the enclosed space beneath the stairs。 Thus is
it set forth why; after the statement; 〃They do not hesitate to
express their fathers' names openly;〃 it is further written; 〃Walk
slowly! Engrave well upon your discreet remembrance the unmentionable
Line of Tripe and Trotter。〃
Another point of comparison which the superficial have failed to
record is to be found in the frequent encouragements to regard The
Virtues which are to be seen; like our own Confucian extracts; freely
inscribed on every wall and suitable place about the city。 These for
the most part counsel moderation in taking false oaths; in stepping
heedlessly upon the unknown ground; in following paths which lead to
doubtful ends; and other timely warnings。 〃Beware a smoke…breathing
demon;〃 is frequently cast across one's path upon a barrier; and this
person has never failed to accept the omen and to retrace his steps
hastily without looking to the right or the left。 Even our own
national caution is not forgotten; although to conform to barbarian
indolence it is written; 〃Slowly; slowly; drive slowly。〃 〃Keep to the
Right〃 (or; 〃Abandon that which is evil;〃 as the analogy holds;) is
perhaps the most frequently displayed of all; and doubtless many
charitable persons obtain an ever…accruing merit by hanging the sign
bearing these words upon every available post。 Others are of a stern
and threatening nature; designed to make the most hardened ill…doer
pause; asin their own tongue〃Rubbish may be shot here〃; which we
should render; 〃At any moment; and in such a place as this; a just
doom and extinction may overtake the worthless。〃 This inscription is
never to be seen except in waste expanses; where it points its
significance with a multiplied force。 There is another definite threat
which is lavishly set out; and so thoroughly that it may be
encountered in the least frequented and almost inaccessible spots。
This; as it may be translated; reads; 〃Trespass not the forbidden。 The
profligate may flourish like the gourd for a season; but in the end
assuredly they will be detected; and justice meted out with the
relentless fury of the written law。〃
In a converse position; the wide difference in the ceremonial forms of
retaliatory invective has practically disarmed this usually eloquent
person; and he long since abandoned every hope of expressing himself
with any satisfaction in encounters of however acrimonious a trend。 At
first; with an urbane smile and gestures of dignified contempt; he
impugned the authenticity of the Ancestral Tablets of those with whom
he strove; in an unbroken stream of most bitter contumely。 Finding
them silent under this reproach; he next lightly traced their origin
back through generations of afflicted lepers; deformed ape…beings; and
Nameless Things; to a race of primitive ghouls; and then went on in
relentless fluency to predict an early return in their descendants to
the condition of a similar state。 For some time he had a
well…gratified assurance that those whom he assailed were so
overwhelmed as to be incapable of retort; and in this belief he never
failed to call upon passers…by to witness his triumph; but on the
fourth occasion a young man whom I had thus publicly denounced for a
sufficient though forgotten reason; after listening courteously to my
venomous accusations; bestowed a two…cash piece upon me and passed on;
remarking that it was hard; and those around; also; would have added
from their stores had it been permitted。 From this time onward I did
not attempt to make myself disagreeable either in public or to those
whom I esteemed privately。 On the other hand; the barbarian manner of
retort did not find me endowed by nature to parry it successfully。
Quite lacking in measured periods; it aims; by an extreme rapidity of
thrust and an insincerity of sequence; to entangle the one who is
assailed in a complication of arising doubts and emotions。 〃Who are
you;no one but yourself;〃 exclaimed a hireling of hung…dog
expression who claimed to have exchanged pledging gifts with a certain
maiden who stood; as it were; between us; and falling into the snare;
I protested warmly against the insult; and strove to disprove the
inference before the paralogism lay revealed。 Throughout the whole
range of the Odes; the Histories; the Analects; and the Rites what
recognised formula of rejoinder is there to the taunt; 〃Oh; go and put
your feet in mustard and cress〃; or how can one; however skilled in
the highest Classics; parry the subtle inconsistencies of the
reproach; 〃You're a nice bit of orl right; aren't you? Not arf; I
don't think。〃
Among the arts of this country that of painting upon canvas is held in
repute; but to a person associated with the masterpieces of the Ma
epoch these native attempts would be gravity…dispelling if they were
not too reminiscent of the torture chamber。 It is rarely; indeed; that
even the most highly…esteemed picture…makers succeed in depicting
every portion of a human body submitted to their brush; and not
infrequently half of the face is left out。 Once; when asked by a
paint…applier who was entitled to append two signs of exceptional
distinction behind his name; to express an opinion upon a finished
work; I diffidently called his attention to the fact that he had
forgotten to introduce a certain exalted one's left ear。 〃Not at all;
Mr。 Kong;〃 he replied; with an expression of ill…merited
self…satisfaction; 〃but it is hidden by the face。〃 〃Yet it exists;〃 I
contended; 〃why not; therefore; press it to the front at all hazard;
rather than send so great a statesman down into the annals of
posterity as deformed to that extent?〃 〃It certainly exists;〃 he
admitted; 〃and one takes that for granted; but in my picture it cannot
be seen。〃 I bowed complaisantly; content to let so damaging an
admission point its own despair。 A moment later I continued; 〃In the
great Circular Hall of the Palace of Envoys there is a picture of two
camels; foot…tethered; as it fortunately chanced; to iron rings。
Formerly there were a drove of eightthe others being freeso
exquisitely outlined in all their parts that one night; when the door
had been left incautiously open; they stepped down from the wall and
escaped to the woods。 How deplorable would have been the plight of
these unfortunate beings; if upon passing into the state of a living
existence they had found that as a result of the limited vision of
their creator they only possessed twelve legs and three whole bodies
among them。〃
Perchance this tactfully…related story; so applicable to his own
deficiencies; may sink into the imagination of the one for whom it was
inoffensively unfolded。 Yet doubt remains。 Our own picture…judgers
take up a position at the side of work when they with to examine its
qualities; retiring to an ever…diminishing angle in order to bring out
the more delicate effects; until a very expert and conscientious
critic will not infrequently stand really behind the picture he is
considering before he delivers a final pronouncement。 Not until these
native artists are able to regard their crude attempts from the other
side of the canvas can they hope to become equally proficient。 To this
fatal shortcoming must be added that of insatiable ambition; which
prompts the young to the portrayal of widely differing subjects。 Into
the picture…room of one who might thus be described this person was
recently conducted; to pass an opinion upon a scene in which were
depicted seven men of varying nationalities and appropriately garbed;
one of the opposing sex carrying a lighted torch; an elephant
reclining beneath a fruitful vine; and the President of a Republic。
For a period this person resisted the efforts of those who would have
questioned him; withdrawing their attention to the harmonious lights
upon the river mist floating far below; but presently; being
definitely called upon; he replied as follows: 〃Mih Ying; who was
perhaps the greatest of his time; spent his whole life in painting
green and yellow beetles in the act of concealing themselves beneath
dead maple leaves upon the approach of day。 At the age of seventy…five
he burst into tears; and upon being approached for a cause he
exclaimed; 'Alas; if only this person had resisted the temptation to
be diffuse; and had confined himself to green beetles alone; he might
now; instead of contemplating a misspent ca