the mirror of kong ho-第16章
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heard one demand; and another replied; 〃Brooklyn Ben and Jimmie the
Butterman again。 Ah; they aren't artful; are they!〃 but at this moment
the two into whose power I had chiefly fallen having conversed
together; I was commanded to advance towards them and reveal my name。
〃Kong;〃 I replied freely; and I had formed a design to explain
somewhat of the many illustrious ancestors of the House; when the one
at the desk; pausing to inscribe my answer in a book; spoke out。
〃Kong?〃 he said。 〃Is that the christian or surname?〃
〃Sir…name?〃 replied this person between two thoughts。 〃Undoubtedly the
one before you is entitled by public examination to the degree
'Recognised Talent;' which may; as a meritorious distinction; be held
equal to your title of a warrior clad in armour。 Yet; if it is so
held; that would rightly be this person's official name of Paik。〃
〃Oh; it would; would it?〃 said the one seated upon the high chair。
〃That's quite clear。 Are there any other names as well?〃
〃Assuredly;〃 I explained; pained inwardly that one of official rank
should so slightly esteem my appearance as to judge that I was so
meagrely endowed。 〃The milk name of Ho; Tsin upon entering the
Classes; as a Great Name Cheng; another style in Quank; the official
title already expressed; and T'chun; Li; Yuen and Nung as the various
emergencies of life arise。〃
〃Thank you;〃 said the high…chair official courteously。 〃Now; just the
name in full; please; without any velvet trimmings。〃
〃Kong;〃 began this person; desirous above all things of putting the
matter competently; yet secretly perturbed as to what might be
considered superfluous and what deemed a perfidious suppression; 〃Ho
Tsin Cheng Quank〃
〃Hold hard;〃 cried this same one; restraining me with an uplifted pen。
〃Did you say 'Quack'?〃
〃Quack?〃 repeated this person; beginning to become involved within
himself; and not grasping the detail in the right position。 〃In a
manner of setting the expression forth〃
〃Put him down; 'Quack Duck;' sir;〃 exclaimed one of dog…like dejection
who stood by。 〃Most of these Lascars haven't got any real namesthey
just go by what any one happens to call them at the time; like
'Burmese Ike' down at the Mint;〃 and this person unfortunately
chancing to smile and bow acquiescently at that moment (not with any
set intention; but as a general principle of courteous urbanity); in
place of his really distinguished titles he will henceforth appear
among the historical records of this dynasty under what he cannot
disguise from his inner misgivings to be the low…caste appellation of
Quack Duck。
〃Now the address; please;〃 continued the high one; again preparing to
inscribe the word; and being determined that by no mischance should
this particular be offensively reported; I unhesitatingly replied;
〃Beneath the Sign of the Lead Tortoise; on the northern course from
the Lotus Pools outside the walls of Yuen…ping。〃
This answer the one with the book did not immediately record。 〃I don't
say it isn't all right when you know the parts;〃 he remarked
broad…mindedly; 〃but it does sound a trifle irregular。 Can't you give
it a number and a street?〃
〃I fancy it must be a pub; sir;〃 observed another。 〃He said that it
had a signthe Red Tortoise。〃
〃Well; haven't you got a London address?〃 said the high one; and this
person being able to supply a street and a number as desired; this
part of the undertaking was disposed of; to his cordial satisfaction。
〃Now let me see the articles which these men left with you;〃 commanded
the chieftain of the band; and without any misleading discrepancies I
at once drew forth from an inner sleeve the two scrips; of which
adequate mention has already been made; another hitherto undescribed;
two instruments for measuring the passing hours of the day; together
with a chain of fine gold ingeniously wrought into the semblance of a
cable; an ornament for the breast; set about with a jewel; two
neck…cloths of a kind usually carried in the pocket; a book for
recording happenings of any moment; pieces of money to the value of
about eleven taels; a silver flagon; a sheathed weapon and a few
lesser objects of insignificant value。 These various details I laid
obsequiously before the one who had commanded it; while the others
stood around either in explicit silence or speaking softly beneath
their breath。
〃Do I understand that the two persons left all these things with you;
while they took your purse in exchange?〃 said the high official; after
examining certain obscure signs upon the metals; the contents of the
third scrip; and the like。
〃It cannot reasonably be denied;〃 I replied; 〃inasmuch as they
departed without them。〃
〃Spontaneously?〃 he demanded; and in spite of the unevadible severity
of his voice the expression of his nearer eye deviated somewhat。
〃The spoken and conclusive word of the first was that it was his
intention to commit to this one's keeping everything which he had; the
assertion of the second being that with this scrip I received all that
he possessed。〃
〃While of yours; what did they get; Mr。 Quack?〃 and the tone of the
one who spoke had a much more gratifying modulation than before; while
the attitudes of those who stood around had favourably changed; until
they now conveyed a message of deliberate esteem。
〃A serpent…skin case of two enclosures;〃 I replied。 〃On the one side
was a handcount of the small copper…pieces of this Island; which I had
caused to be burnished and gilt for the purpose of taking back to
amuse those of Yuen…ping。 On the other side were two or three pages
from a gravity…removing printed leaf entitled 'Bits of Tits;' with
which this person weekly instructs himself in the simpler rudiments of
the language。 For the rest the case was controlled by a hidden spring;
and inscribed about with a charm against loss; consumption by fire; or
being secretly acquired by the unworthy。〃
〃I don't think you stand in much need of that charm; Mr。 Quack;〃
remarked another of more than ordinary rank; who was also present。
〃Then they really got practically no money from you?〃
〃By no means;〃 I admitted。 〃It was never literally stipulated; and
whatever of wealth he possesses this person carries in a concealed
spot beneath his waistbelt。〃 (For even to these; virtuous sire; I did
not deem it expedient to reveal the fact that in reality it is hidden
within the sole of my left sandal。)
〃I congratulate you;〃 he said with lavish refinement。 〃Ben and the
Butterman can be very bland and persuasive。 Could you tell me; as a
matter of professional curiosity; what first put you on your guard?〃
〃In this person's country;〃 I replied; 〃there is an apt saying; 'The
sagacious bird does not build his nest twice in the empty
soup…toureen;' and by observing closely what has gone before one may
accurately conjecture much that will follow after。〃 It may be; that
out of my insufferable shortcomings of style and expression; this
answer did not convey to his mind the logical sequence of the warning;
yet it would have been more difficult to show him how everything arose
from the faultlessly…balanced system of the heroic Wei Chung; or the
exact parallel lying between the ill…clad outcast who demanded a
portion of tobacco and the cheerfully unassuming stranger who had in
his possession a larger accumulation of money than he could
conveniently disperse。
In such a manner I took leave of the station and those connected with
it; after directing that the share of the spoil which fell by the law
of this Island to my lot should be sold and the money of exchange
faithfully divided among the virtuous and necessitous of both sexes。
The higher officials each waved me pleasantly by the hand; according
to the striking and picturesque custom of the land; while the lesser
ones stood around and spoke flattering words as I departed; as
〃honourable;〃 〃a small piece of all…right;〃 〃astute ancient male
fowl;〃 〃ah!〃 and the like。
With repeated assurances that however ineptly the adventure may at the
time appear to be tending; as regards the essentials of true dignity
and an undeviating grasp upon articles of negotiable value; nothing of
a regrettable incident need be feared。
KONG HO。
LETTER IX
Concerning the proverb of the highly…accomplished horse。 The
various perils to be encountered in the Beneath Parts。 The
inexplicable journey performed by this one; and concerning the
obscurity of the witchcraft employed。
VENERATED SIRE;Among these islanders there is a proverb; 〃Do not
place the carte〃 (or card; the two words having an identical purport;
and both signifying the inscribed tablet of viands prepared for a
banquet;) before the horse。〃 Doubtless the saying first arose as a
timely rebuke to a certain barbarian emperor who announced his
contempt for the intelligence of his subjects by conferring high
mandarin rank upon a favourite steed and ceremoniously appointing it
to be his chancellor; but from the narrower moral that an unreasoning
animal is out of place; and even unseemly; in the entertaining hall or
council chamber; the expression has in the course of time taken a
wider application and is now freely used as an insidious thrust at one
who may be suspected of contrariness of character; of confusing
issues; or of acting in a vain or illogical manner。 I had already
preserved the saying among other instances of foreign thought and
expression which I am collecting for your dignified amusement; as it
is very characteristic of the wisdom and humour of these Outer Lands。
The imagination is essentially barbaric。 A horsedoubtless
well…groomed; richly…caparisoned; and as intellectual as the
circumstances will permit; but inevitably an animal of degraded
attributes and untraceable ancestrya horse reclining before a
lavishly set…out table and considering well of what dish it shall next
partake! Could anything; it appears; be more diverting! Truly to our
more refined outlook the analogy is lacking both in delicacy of wit
and in exactitude of balance; but to the