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GINGER Was a time when I didn't。 I used to be all foryou know
larking about。 I never thought much about anything。
MRS。 CHINN Ah� �it's a useful habit。
GINGER What is��
MRS。 CHINN Thinking。
GINGER It's what we women 'aven't done enough ofin the past�察�I
mean。 All that's going to be altered。 In the future there's going
to be no difference between men and women。
MRS。 CHINN ��Slowly�察�quietly she turns upon GINGER her
expressionless eyes。��
GINGER Mentally�察�I mean�察�o' course。
MRS。 CHINN ��Takes back her eyes。��
GINGER Do you know�察�Mrs。 Chinn�察�that once upon a time there was
only one sex�拭 。�She spreads herself。�А �Hus��
MRS。 CHINN You ain't thinking of going back to it�察�are you��
GINGER Not if the men be'ave themselves。
MRS。 CHINN Perhaps they're doing their best�察�poor things� �It
don't do to be too impatient with them。
GINGER Was talking to old Dot´and´carry´one the other d'y。 You
know who I meanchap with the wooden leg as 'as 'is pitch outside
the ;George。; ;Wot do you wimmen want worrying yourselves about
things outside the 'ome�拭─�'e says to me。 ;You've got the
children�察─�'e says。 ;Oh�察─�I says�察 �and whose fault's that�察�I'd
like to know�拭 �You wait till we've got the vote�察─�I says�察 �we'll
soon show you;
��SIGSBY enters。 SIGSBY is a dapper little man�察�very brisk and
bustlinghirsutelooks as if he wanted dusting�察�cleaning up
generally。��
SIGSBY That young blackguard come back yet��
GINGER ��At sound of SIGSBY'S voice she springs up。 At first is
about to offer excuses for being found seated�察�but recollects
herself。��
MRS。 CHINN Which one�察�sir��
SIGSBY Young Jawboneswhat's he call himself��Gordon。
MRS。 CHINN Not yet�察�sir。
SIGSBY ��Grunts。�А �My chop ready��
MRS。 CHINN I expect it's about done。 I'll see。
��She goes out。��
SIGSBY ��He turns to GINGER。�А �What can _I_ do for you��
GINGER ��She produces a letter。�А �I was to wait for an answer。
SIGSBY ��He opens and reads it。�А �What do they expect me to do��
GINGER 'Er ladyship thought as perhaps you would consult Mr。
Chilvers 'imself on the subject。
SIGSBY Look here。 What I want to know is this�此 �am I being asked
to regard Lady Mogton as my opponent's election agent�察�or as my
principal's mother´in´law�拭 �That point's got to be settled。 ��His
vehemence deepens。�А �Look at all these posters。 Not to be used��
for fear the other side mayn't like them。 Now Lady Mogton writes
me that my candidate's supporters are not to employ a certain
argument she disapproves of�此 �because�察�if they do�察�she'll tell his
wife。 Is this an election�察�or is it a family jar��
��JAWBONES enters。 JAWBONESotherwise WILLIAM GORDONis a clean´
shaven young hooligan。 He wears a bicycle cap on the back of his
head�察�allowing a picturesque tuft of hair to fall over his
forehead。 Evidently he is suffering from controlled indignation。��
SIGSBY ��Seeing him。�А �Oh�察�so you've come back�察�have you��
JAWBONES I 'ave�察�wot's left of me。
SIGSBY What have you been doing��
JAWBONES Clinging to a roof for the last three hours。
SIGSBY Clinging to a roof� �What for��
JAWBONES ��He boils over。�А �Wot for�拭 �'Cos I didn't want to fall
off� �Wot do you think�此 �'cos I was fond of it��
SIGSBY I don't understand ´
JAWBONES You find yourself 'alf way up a ladder�察�posting bills as
the other side 'as took objection towith a crowd of girls from
Pink's jam factory waiting for you at the bottom with a barrel of
treacle�察�and you WILL understand。 Nothing else for me to do�察�o'
course�察�but to go up。 Then they took the ladder away。
SIGSBY Where are the bills��
JAWBONES Last I see of them was their being put into a 'earse on
its way to Ilford Cemetery。
SIGSBY This has got to be seen into。 This sort of thing can't be
allowed to go on。 ��He snatches up his hat。��
JAWBONES There's another suggestion I'd like to make。
SIGSBY ��Pauses。��
JAWBONES That is�察�if this election is going to be fought fairly��
that our side should be provided with 'at´pins。
SIGSBY ��Grunts。�А �Tell Mrs。 Chinn to keep that chop warm。 ��He
goes out。��
GINGER ��She begins to giggle。 It grows into a shrill hee´haw。��
JAWBONES ��He looks at her fixedly。��
GINGER ��Her laugh�察�under the stern eye of JAWBONES�察�dies away。��
JAWBONES Ain't no crowd of you 'ere�察�you know。 Nothing but my
inborn chivalry to prevent my pulling your nose。
GINGER ��Cowed�察�but simmering。�А �Chivalry� 。�A shrill snort。��
JAWBONES Yus。 And don't you put a strain upon it neither。
Because I tell you straight�察�it's weakening。
GINGER ��His sudden fierceness has completely cowed her。��
JAWBONES You wimmin ´
��There re´enters Mrs。 CHINN with a tray。 He is between them。��
That's old Sigsby's chop��
MRS。 CHINN Yes。 He hasn't gone out again�察�has he��
JAWBONES I'll 'ave it。 Get 'im another。 Guess 'e won't be back
for 'alf an hour。
MRS。 CHINN He's nasty when his food ain't ready。
JAWBONES ��He takes the tray from her。�А �Not your fault。 Tell 'im
I took it from you by brute force。
MRS。 CHINN ��She acquiesces with her usual even absence of all
emotion。��
JAWBONES You needn't stop。 Miss Rose Merton will do the waiting。
GINGER ��Starts�察�then begins to collect her etceteras。��
MRS。 CHINN Perhaps there'll be time to cook him another。
��She goes out。��
JAWBONES Take off that cover。
GINGER ��She starts on a bolt for the door。��
JAWBONES ��He is quite prepared。 In an instant he is in front of
her。�А �No�察�yer don't。
��A pause。��
Take off that cover。
GINGER ��She still hesitates。��
JAWBONES If yer don't do what I tell yer�察�I'll 'ide yer。 I'm in
the mood。
GINGER ��She takes off the cover。��
JAWBONES ��He seats himself and falls to。�А �Now pour me out a cup
of tea。
GINGER ��Is pouring it out。��
JAWBONES Know why yer doing it��
GINGER ��With shrill indignation。�А �Yus。 Becos yer got me 'ere
alone�察�yer beast�察�with only that cracked image of a Mrs。 Chinn ´
JAWBONES That'll do。
GINGER ��It is sufficient。 She stops。��
JAWBONES None of your insults agen a lady as I 'olds in 'igh
respect。 The rest of it is all right。 Becos I've got yer 'ere
alone。 You wimmin�察�you think it's going to pay you to chuck law
and order。 You're out for a fight�察�are yer��
GINGER Yus�察�and we're going to win。 Brute force 'as 'ad its d'y。
It's brains wot are going to rule the world。 And we've got 'em。
��She has become quite oratorical。��
JAWBONES Glad to 'ear it。 Take my tip�此 �you'll use 'em。
Meanwhile I'll 'ave another cup o' tea。
GINGER ��She takes the cupis making for the window。��
JAWBONES ��Fierce again。�А �I said tea。
GINGER All right�察�I was only going to throw the slops out of
window。 There ain't no basin。
JAWBONES I'll tell yer when I want yer to open the window and call
for the p'lice。 You can throw them into the waste´paper basket。
GINGER ��She obeys。��
JAWBONES Thank you。 Very much obliged。 One of these d'ys�察�maybe��
you'll marry。
GINGER When I do�察�it will be a man�察�not a monkey。
JAWBONES I'm not proposing。 I'm talking to you for your good。
GINGER ��Snorts。��
JAWBONES You've been listening to a lot of toffs。 Easy enough for
them to talk about wimmen not being domestic drudges。 They keep a
cook to do it。 They don't pity 'e for being a down´trodden slive��
spending sixteen hours a d'y in THEIR kitchen with an evening out
once a week。 When you marry it will be to a bloke like me�察�a
working man 。 。 。
GINGER Working� 。�She follows it with a shrill laugh。��
JAWBONES Yus。 There's always a class as laughs when you mention
the word ;work。; Them as knows wot it is�察�don't。 I've been at it
since six o'clock this morning�察�carrying a ladder�察�a can of paste
weighing twenty pounds�察�and two 'undred double royal posters。 You
try it� �When 'e comes 'ome�察�'e'll want 'is victuals。 If you've
got 'em ready for 'im and are looking niceno reason why you
shouldn'tand feeling amiable�察�you'll get on very well together。
If you are going to argue with 'im about woman's sphere�察�you'll get
the worst of it。
GINGER You always was a bully。
JAWBONES Not always。 Remember last Bank 'oliday�拭 。�He winks。��
GINGER ��She tries not to give in。��
JAWBONES 'Ave a cup of tea。 ��He pours it out for her。��
GINGER ��The natural woman steals inshe sits。��
JAWBONES 'Ow are they doing you�察�fairly well��
GINGER Oh� �Well�察�nothing to grumble at。
JAWBONES You can do a bit o' dressing on it。
GINGER ��She meets his admiring eye。 The suffragette departs。��
Dressing don't cost muchwhen you've got tyste。
JAWBONES Wot� �Not that 'at��
GINGER Made it myself。
JAWBONES No��
GINGER Honour bright� �Tell yer ´
��GEOFFREY and ST。 HERBERT enter。 JAWBONES and GINGER make to rise。
GINGER succeeds。��
GEOFFREY All right�察�all right。 Don't let me disturb the party。
Where's Mr。 Sigsby��
JAWBONES Gone to look up the police�察�I think�察�sir。 ��Having
finished�察�he rises。�А �Some of those factory girls been up to their
larks again。
GEOFFREY Umph� �What's it about this time��
JAWBONES They've took objection to one of our posters。
GEOFFREY What�察�another� 。�To ST。 HERBERT。�А �Woman has disappointed
me as a fighter。 She's willing enough to strike。 If you hit back��
she's surprised and grieved。
ST。 HERBERT She's come to the game rather late。
GEOFFREY She might have learned the rules。 ��To JAWBONES。�А �Which
particular one is it that has failed to meet with their approval��
JAWBONES It's rather a good one�察�sir�察�from our point of view��
;Why she left her 'appy 'ome。;
GEOFFREY I don't seem to remember it。 Have I seen it��
JAWBONES I don't think you 'ave�察�sir。 It was Mr。 Sigsby's idea。
On the left�察�the ruined 'ome�察�baby crying it's little 'eart out
eldest child lying on the floor�察�scaldedupset the tea´kettle over
itselfyoungest boy in flamesbeen playing with the matches��
nobody there to stop 'im。 At the open door the father�察�returning
from work。 Nothing ready for 'im。 On the other side'ER�察�on a
tub�察�spouting politics。
GEOFFREY ��To ST。 HERBERT。�А �Sounds rather good。
JAWBONES Wait a minute。 There was a copy somewhere abouta
proof。 ��He is searching for it on the deskfinds it。�А �Yus�察�'ere
'tis。 ��To GINGER。�А �Catch 'old。
��JAWBONES and GINGER hold it displayed。�А �That's the one�察�sir。
ST。 HERBERT Why is the working man�察�for pictorial purposes�察�always
a carpenter��
GINGER It's the skirt we object to。
GEOFFREY The skirt� �What's wrong with the skirt��
GINGER Well�察�it's only been out of fashion for the last three
years�察�that's all。
GEOFFREY Oh� �I see。 ��To ST。 HERBERT。�А �We've been hitting them
below the belt。 What do you think I ought to do about it��
ST。 HERBERT What would you have thought yourself�察�three weeks ago��
GEOFFREY You and I have been friends ever since we were boys。 You
rather like me�察�don't you��
ST。 HERBERT ��Puzzled。�А �Yes。
GEOFFREY If I were to suddenly hit you on the nose�察�what would
happen��
ST。 HERBERT I understand。 Woman has suddenly started hitting man
on the nose。 Her excuse being that she really couldn't keep her
hands off him any longer。
JAWBONES ��He has pinned the poster to the wall。�А �They begun it。
To 'ear them talk�察�you'd think as man ha