she stoops to conquer(屈身求爱)-第12章
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you。 I'm sure I should be sorry to affront any gentleman who has been so
polite； and said so many civil things to me。 I'm sure I should be sorry
（pretending to cry） if he left the family upon my account。 I'm sure I
should be sorry if people said anything amiss； since I have no fortune but
my character。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） By Heaven！ she weeps。 This is the first
mark of tenderness I ever had from a modest woman； and it touches me。
（To her。） Excuse me； my lovely girl； you are the only part of the family I
leave with reluctance。 But to be plain with you； the difference of our
birth； fortune； and education； makes an honourable connexion impossible；
and I can never harbour a thought of seducing simplicity that trusted in my
honour； of bringing ruin upon one whose only fault was being too lovely。
MISS HARDCASTLE。 （Aside。） Generous man！ I now begin to
admire him。 （To him。） But I am sure my family is as good as Miss
Hardcastle's； and though I'm poor； that's no great misfortune to a contented
mind； and； until this moment； I never thought that it was bad to want
fortune。
MARLOW。 And why now； my pretty simplicity？
MISS HARDCASTLE。 Because it puts me at a distance from one
that； if I had a thousand pounds； I would give it all to。
MARLOW。 （Aside。） This simplicity bewitches me； so that if I stay；
I'm undone。 I must make one bold effort； and leave her。 （To her。）
Your partiality in my favour； my dear； touches me most sensibly： and were
I to live for myself alone； I could easily fix my choice。 But I owe too
much to the opinion of the world； too much to the authority of a father； so
thatI can scarcely speak itit affects me。 Farewell。 ＇Exit。＇
MISS HARDCASTLE。 I never knew half his merit till now。 He
shall not go； if I have power or art to detain him。 I'll still preserve the
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character in which I STOOPED TO CONQUER； but will undeceive my
papa； who perhaps may laugh him out of his resolution。 ＇Exit。＇
Enter Tony and MISS NEVILLE。
TONY。 Ay； you may steal for yourselves the next time。 I have
done my duty。 She has got the jewels again； that's a sure thing； but she
believes it was all a mistake of the servants。
MISS NEVILLE。 But； my dear cousin； sure you won't forsake us in
this distress？ If she in the least suspects that I am going off； I shall
certainly be locked up； or sent to my aunt Pedigree's； which is ten times
worse。
TONY。 To be sure； aunts of all kinds are damned bad things。 But
what can I do？ I have got you a pair of horses that will fly like Whistle…
jacket； and I'm sure you can't say but I have courted you nicely before her
face。 Here she comes； we must court a bit or two more； for fear she
should suspect us。 ＇They retire； and seem to fondle。＇
Enter MRS。 HARDCASTLE。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Well； I was greatly fluttered； to be sure。
But my son tells me it was all a mistake of the servants。 I shan't be easy；
however； till they are fairly married； and then let her keep her own fortune。
But what do I see？ fondling together； as I'm alive。 I never saw Tony so
sprightly before。 Ah！ have I caught you； my pretty doves？ What；
billing； exchanging stolen glances and broken murmurs？ Ah！
TONY。 As for murmurs； mother； we grumble a little now and then； to
be sure。 But there's no love lost between us。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 A mere sprinkling； Tony； upon the flame；
only to make it burn brighter。
MISS NEVILLE。 Cousin Tony promises to give us more of his
company at home。 Indeed； he shan't leave us any more。 It won't leave
us； cousin Tony； will it？
TONY。 O！ it's a pretty creature。 No； I'd sooner leave my horse in a
pound； than leave you when you smile upon one so。 Your laugh makes
you so becoming。
MISS NEVILLE。 Agreeable cousin！ Who can help admiring that
natural humour； that pleasant； broad； red； thoughtless （patting his cheek）
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ah！ it's a bold face。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Pretty innocence！
TONY。 I'm sure I always loved cousin Con。's hazle eyes； and her
pretty long fingers； that she twists this way and that over the haspicholls；
like a parcel of bobbins。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Ah！ he would charm the bird from the tree。
I was never so happy before。 My boy takes after his father； poor Mr。
Lumpkin； exactly。 The jewels； my dear Con。； shall be yours
incontinently。 You shall have them。 Isn't he a sweet boy； my dear？
You shall be married to…morrow； and we'll put off the rest of his education；
like Dr。 Drowsy's sermons； to a fitter opportunity。
Enter DIGGORY。
DIGGORY。 Where's the 'squire？ I have got a letter for your
worship。
TONY。 Give it to my mamma。 She reads all my letters first。
DIGGORY。 I had orders to deliver it into your own hands。
TONY。 Who does it come from？
DIGGORY。 Your worship mun ask that o' the letter itself。
TONY。 I could wish to know though （turning the letter； and gazing
on it）。
MISS NEVILLE。 （Aside。） Undone！ undone！ A letter to him from
Hastings。 I know the hand。 If my aunt sees it； we are ruined for ever。
I'll keep her employed a little if I can。 （To MRS。 HARDCASTLE。） But
I have not told you； madam； of my cousin's smart answer just now to Mr。
Marlow。 We so laughed。You must know； madam。This way a little； for
he must not hear us。 ＇They confer。＇
TONY。 （Still gazing。） A damned cramp piece of penmanship； as
ever I saw in my life。 I can read your print hand very well。 But here are
such handles； and shanks； and dashes； that one can scarce tell the head
from the tail。〃To Anthony Lumpkin； Esquire。〃 It's very odd； I can read
the outside of my letters； where my own name is； well enough； but when I
come to open it； it's allbuzz。 That's hard； very hard； for the inside of
the letter is always the cream of the correspondence。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 Ha！ ha！ ha！ Very well； very well。 And so
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my son was too hard for the philosopher。
MISS NEVILLE。 Yes； madam； but you must hear the rest； madam。
A little more this way； or he may hear us。 You'll hear how he puzzled
him again。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 He seems strangely puzzled now himself；
methinks。
TONY。 （Still gazing。） A damned up and down hand； as if it was
disguised in liquor。（Reading。） Dear Sir；ay； that's that。 Then there's
an M； and a T； and an S； but whether the next be an izzard； or an R；
confound me； I cannot tell。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 What's that； my dear？ Can I give you any
assistance？
MISS NEVILLE。 Pray； aunt； let me read it。 Nobody reads a cramp
hand better than I。 （Twitching the letter from him。） Do you know who it
is from？
TONY。 Can't tell； except from Dick Ginger； the feeder。
MISS NEVILLE。 Ay； so it is。 （Pretending to read。） Dear 'Squire；
hoping that you're in health； as I am at this present。 The gentlemen of the
Shake…bag club has cut the gentlemen of Goose…green quite out of feather。
The oddsumodd battleumlong fightingumhere； here； it's all about
cocks and fighting； it's of no consequence； here； put it up； put it up。
（Thrusting the crumpled letter upon him。）
TONY。 But I tell you； miss； it's of all the consequence in the world。
I would not lose the rest of it for a guinea。 Here； mother； do you make it
out。 Of no consequence！ （Giving MRS。 HARDCASTLE the letter。）
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 How's this？（Reads。） 〃Dear 'Squire； I'm
now waiting for Miss Neville； with a post…chaise and pair； at the bottom of
the garden； but I find my horses yet unable to perform the journey。 I
expect you'll assist us with a pair of fresh horses； as you promised。
Dispatch is necessary； as the HAG （ay； the hag）； your mother； will
otherwise suspect us！ Yours； Hastings。〃 Grant me patience。 I shall
run distracted！ My rage chokes me。
MISS NEVILLE。 I hope； madam； you'll suspend your resentment for
a few moments； and not impute to me any impertinence； or sinister design；
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that belongs to another。
MRS。 HARDCASTLE。 （Curtseying very low。） Fine spoken；
madam； you are most miraculously polite and engaging； and quite the very
pink of courtesy and circumspection； madam。 （Changing her tone。）
And you； you great ill…fashioned oaf； with scarce sense enough to keep
your mouth shut： were you； too； joined against me？ But I'll defeat all
your plots in a moment。 As for you； madam； since you have got a pair of
fresh horses ready； it would be cruel to disappoint them。 So； if you
please； instead of running away with your spark； prepare； this very
moment； to run off with ME。 Your old aunt Pedigree will keep you
secure； I'll warrant me。 You too； sir； may mount your horse； and guard us
upon the way。 Here； Thomas； Roger； Diggory！ I'll show you；
