lysistrata-第3章
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Oh！ what a crowd there was； and what a din！ What a rattling of
water…pots！ Servants and slave…girls pushed and thronged me！
However； here I have it full at last； and I am running to carry the
water to my fellow…townswomen； whom our foes are plotting to burn
alive。
SECOND SEMI…CHORUS OF WOMEN （singing）
News has been brought us that a company of old； doddering
grey…beards； loaded with enormous faggots； as if they wanted to heat a
furnace； have taken the field； vomiting dreadful threats； crying
that they must reduce to ashes these horrible women。 Suffer them
not； oh！ goddess； but； of thy grace； may I see Athens and Greece cured
of their warlike folly。 'Tis to this end； oh！ thou guardian deity of
our city； goddess of the golden crest； that they have seized thy
sanctuary。 Be their friend and ally； Athene； and if any man hurl
against them lighted firebrands； aid us to carry water to extinguish
them。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
What is this I see； ye wretched old men？ Honest and pious folk
ye cannot be who act so vilely。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Ah； ha！ here's something new！ a swarm of women stand posted
outside to defend the gates！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Fart at us； would you？ we seem a mighty host； yet you do not see
the ten…thousandth part of our sex。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Ho； Phaedrias！ shall we stop their cackle？ Suppose one of us
were to break a stick across their backs； eh？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Let us set down our water…pots on the ground； to be out of the
way； if they should dare to offer us violence。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Let someone knock out two or three teeth for them； as they did
to Bupalus； they won't talk so loud then。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Come on then； I wait you with unflinching foot； and no other bitch
will ever grab your balls。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Silence！ or my stick will cut short your days。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Now； just you dare to touch Stratyllis with the tip of your
finger！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
And if I batter you to pieces with my fists； what will you do？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
I will tear out your lungs and entrails with my teeth。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Oh！ what a clever poet is Euripides！ how well he says that woman
is the most shameless of animals。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Let's pick up our water…jars again； Rhodippe。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
You damned women； what do you mean to do here with your water？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
And you； old death…in…life； with your fire？ Is it to cremate
yourself？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
I am going to build you a pyre to roast your female friends upon。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
And I；…I am going to put out your fire。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
You put out my fire…you？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Yes； you shall soon see。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
I don't know what prevents me from roasting you with this torch。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
I am getting you a bath ready to clean off the filth。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
A bath for me； you dirty slut？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Yes； indeed； a nuptial bath…tee heel
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN （turning to his followers）
Do you hear that？ What insolence！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
I am a free woman； I tell you。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
I will make you hold your tongue； never fear！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Ah ha！ you shall never sit any more amongst the Heliasts。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN （to his torch）
Burn off her hair for her！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN （to her pot）
Achelous； do your duty！
（The women pitch the water in their
water…pots over the old men。）
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Oh； dear！ oh； dear！ oh； dear！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
Was it hot？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Hot； great gods！ Enough； enough！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
I'm watering you； to make you bloom afresh。
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Alas！ I am too dry！ Ah； me how！ how I am trembling with cold！
（A MAGISTRATE enters； with a few Scythian policemen。）
MAGISTRATE
These women； have they made din enough； I wonder； with their
tambourines？ bewept Adonis enough upon their terraces？ I was listening
to the speeches last assembly day； and Demostratus； whom heaven
confound！ was saying we must all go over to Sicily…and lo！ his wife
was dancing round repeating： 〃Alas！ alas！ Adonis； woe is me for
Adonis！〃 Demostratus was saying we must levy hoplites at Zacynthus…and
there was his wife； more than half drunk； screaming on the house…roof：
〃Weep； weep for Adonis！〃…while that infamous Mad Ox was bellowing away
on his side。…Do you not blush； you women； for your wild and uproarious
doings？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
But you don't know all their effrontery yet！ They abused and
insulted us； then soused us with the water in their water…pots； and
have set us wringing out our clothes； for all the world as if we had
bepissed ourselves。
MAGISTRATE
And well done too； by Posidon！ We men must share the blame of
their ill conduct； it is we who teach them to love riot and
dissoluteness and sow the seeds of wickedness in their hearts。 You see
a husband go into a shop： 〃Look you； jeweller；〃 says he； 〃you remember
the necklace you made for my wife。 Well； the other evening； when she
was dancing； the catch came open。 Now； I am bound to start for
Salamis； will you make it convenient to go up to…night to make her
fastening secure？〃 Another will go to the cobbler； a great； strong
fellow； with a great； long tool； and tell him： 〃The strap of one of my
wife's sandals presses her little toe； which is extremely sensitive；
come in about midday to supple the thing and stretch it。〃 Now see
the results。 Take my own case…as a Magistrate I have enlisted
rowers； I want money to pay them； and the women slam the door in my
face。 But why do we stand here with arms crossed？ Bring me a
crowbar； I'll chastise their insolence！…Ho！ there； my fine fellow！
（to one of the Scythians） what are； you gaping at the crows for？
looking for a tavern； I suppose； eh？ Come on； bring crowbars here； and
force open the gates。 I will put a hand to the work myself。
LYSISTRATA （opening the gate and walking out）
No need to force the gates； I am coming out…here I am。 And why
bolts and bars？ What we want here is not bolts and bars and locks； but
common sense。
MAGISTRATE （jumping nervously； then striving manfully to regain his
dignity）
Really； my fine lady！ Where is my officer？ I want him to tie
that woman's hands behind her back。
LYSISTRATA
By Artemis； the virgin goddess！ if he touches me with the tip of
his finger； officer of the public peace though he be； let him look out
for himself！
（The first Scythian defecates in terror。）
MAGISTRATE （to another officer）
How now； are you afraid？ Seize her； I tell you； round the body。
Two of you at her； and have done with it！
CLEONICE
By Pandrosos！ if you lay a hand on her； Ill trample you
underfoot till the crap comes out of you！
（The second Scythian defecates in terror。）
MAGISTRATE
Look at the mess you've made！ Where is there another officer？ （To
the third Scythian） Bind that minx first； the one who speaks so
prettily！
MYRRHINE
By Phoebe； if you touch her with one finger； you'd better call
quick for a surgeon！
（The third Scythian defecates in terror。）
MAGISTRATE
What's that？ Where's the officer？ （To the fourth Scythian） Lay
hold of her。 Oh！ but I'm going to stop your foolishness for you all
CLEONICE
By the Tauric Artemis； if you go near her； I'll pull out your
hair； scream as you like。
（The fourth Scythian defecates in terror。）
MAGISTRATE
Ah！ miserable man that I am！ My own officers desert me。 What ho！
are we to let ourselves be bested by a mob of women？ Ho！ Scythians
mine； close up your ranks； and forward！
LYSISTRATA
By the holy goddesses！ you'll have to make acquaintance with
four companies of women； ready for the fray and well armed to boot。
MAGISTRATE
Forward； Scythians； and bind them！
（The Scythians advance reluctantly。）
LYSISTRATA
Forward； my gallant companions； march forth； ye vendors of grain
and eggs； garlic and vegetables； keepers of taverns and bakeries；
wrench and strike and tear； come； a torrent of invective and insult！
（They beat the Scythians who retire in haste。） Enough； enough now
retire； never rob the vanquished！
（The women withdraw。）
MAGISTRATE
How unfortunate for my officers！
LYSISTRATA
Ah； ha！ so you thought you had only to do with a set of
slave…women！ you did not know the ardour that fills the bosom of
free…born dames。
MAGISTRATE
Ardour！ yes； by Apollo； ardour enough…especially for the wine…cup！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN
Sir； sir what good are words？ they are of no avail with wild
beasts of this sort。 Don't you know how they have just washed us
down…and with no very fragrant soap！
LEADER OF CHORUS OF WOMEN
What would you have？ You should never have laid rash hands on
us。 If you start afresh； I'll knock your eyes out。 My delight is to
stay at home as coy as a young maid； without hurting anybody or moving
any more than a milestone； but 'ware the wasps； if you go stirring
up the wasps' nest！
CHORUS OF OLD MEN （singing）
Ah！ great gods！ how get the better of these ferocious creatures？
'tis past all bearing！ But come； let us try to find out the reason
of the dreadful scourge。 With what end in view have they seized the
citadel of Cranaus； the sacred shrine that is raised upon the
inaccessible rock of the Acropolis？
LEADER OF CHORUS OF OLD MEN （to the MAGISTRATE）
Question them； be cautious and not too credulous。 It would be
culpable negligence not to pierce the mystery； if we may。
MAGISTRATE （addressing the women）
I would ask you first why you have barred our gates。
LYSISTRATA
To seize the treasury； no more money； no more war。
MAGISTRAT
