much ado about nothing(无事生非)-第7章
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Misprizing what they look on； and her wit Values itself so highly that to
her All matter else seems weak。 She cannot love； Nor take no shape nor
project of affection； She is so self…endeared。
Urs。 Sure I think so； And therefore certainly it were not good She
knew his love； lest she'll make sport at it。
Hero。 Why； you speak truth。 I never yet saw man； How wise； how
noble； young； how rarely featur'd； But she would spell him backward。 If
fair…fac'd； She would swear the gentleman should be her sister； If black；
why； Nature； drawing of an antic； Made a foul blot； if tall； a lance ill…
headed； If low； an agate very vilely cut； If speaking； why； a vane blown
with all winds； If silent； why； a block moved with none。 So turns she every
man the wrong side out And never gives to truth and virtue that Which
simpleness and merit purchaseth。
Urs。 Sure； sure； such carping is not commendable。
Hero。 No； not to be so odd； and from all fashions； As Beatrice is；
cannot be commendable。 But who dare tell her so？ If I should speak； She
would mock me into air； O； she would laugh me Out of myself； press me
to death with wit！ Therefore let Benedick； like cover'd fire； Consume away
in sighs； waste inwardly。 It were a better death than die with mocks；
Which is as bad as die with tickling。
Urs。 Yet tell her of it。 Hear what she will say。
Hero。 No； rather I will go to Benedick And counsel him to fight
against his passion。 And truly； I'll devise some honest slanders To stain my
cousin with。 One doth not know How much an ill word may empoison
liking。
Urs。 O； do not do your cousin such a wrong！ She cannot be so much
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without true judgment （Having so swift and excellent a wit As she is priz'd
to have） as to refuse So rare a gentleman as Signior Benedick。
Hero。 He is the only man of Italy； Always excepted my dear Claudio。
Urs。 I pray you be not angry with me； madam； Speaking my fancy：
Signior Benedick； For shape； for bearing； argument； and valour； Goes
foremost in report through Italy。
Hero。 Indeed he hath an excellent good name。
Urs。 His excellence did earn it ere he had it。 When are you married；
madam？
Hero。 Why； every day to…morrow！ Come； go in。 I'll show thee some
attires； and have thy counsel Which is the best to furnish me to…morrow。
＇They walk away。＇
Urs。 She's lim'd； I warrant you！ We have caught her； madam。
Hero。 If it prove so； then loving goes by haps； Some Cupid kills with
arrows； some with traps。
＇Exeunt Hero and Ursula。＇
＇Beatrice advances from the arbour。＇
Beat。 What fire is in mine ears？ Can this be true？ Stand I condemn'd
for pride and scorn so much？ Contempt； farewell！ and maiden pride； adieu！
No glory lives behind the back of such。 And； Benedick； love on； I will
requite thee； Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand。 If thou dost love；
my kindness shall incite thee To bind our loves up in a holy band； For
others say thou dost deserve； and I Believe it better than reportingly。
＇Exit。＇
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SCENE II。
A room in Leonato's house。
＇Enter Don Pedro； Claudio； Benedick； and Leonato。＇
Pedro。 I do but stay till your marriage be consummate； and then go I
toward Arragon。
Claud。 I'll bring you thither； my lord； if you'll vouchsafe me。
Pedro。 Nay； that would be as great a soil in the new gloss of your
marriage as to show a child his new coat and forbid him to wear it。 I will
only be bold with Benedick for his company； for； from the crown of his
head to the sole of his foot； he is all mirth。 He hath twice or thrice cut
Cupid's bowstring； and the little hangman dare not shoot at him。 He hath a
heart as sound as a bell； and his tongue is the clapper； for what his heart
thinks； his tongue speaks。
Bene。 Gallants； I am not as I have been。
Leon。 So say I。 Methinks you are sadder。
Claud。 I hope he be in love。
Pedro。 Hang him； truant！ There's no true drop of blood in him to be
truly touch'd with love。 If he be sad； he wants money。
Bene。 I have the toothache。
Pedro。 Draw it。
Bene。 Hang it！
Claud。 You must hang it first and draw it afterwards。
Pedro。 What？ sigh for the toothache？
Leon。 Where is but a humour or a worm。
Bene。 Well； every one can master a grief but he that has it。
Claud。 Yet say I he is in love。
Pedro。 There is no appearance of fancy in him； unless it be a fancy that
he hath to strange disguises； as to be a Dutchman to…day； a Frenchman to…
morrow； or in the shape of two countries at once； as a German from the
waist downward； all slops； and a Spaniard from the hip upward； no
doublet。 Unless he have a fancy to this foolery； as it appears he hath； he is
no fool for fancy； as you would have it appear he is。
Claud。 If he be not in love with some woman； there is no believing old
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signs。 'A brushes his hat o' mornings。 What should that bode？
Pedro。 Hath any man seen him at the barber's？
Claud。 No； but the barber's man hath been seen with him； and the old
ornament of his cheek hath already stuff'd tennis balls。
Leon。 Indeed he looks younger than he did； by the loss of a beard。
Pedro。 Nay； 'a rubs himself with civet。 Can you smell him out by that？
Claud。 That's as much as to say； the sweet youth's in love。
Pedro。 The greatest note of it is his melancholy。
Claud。 And when was he wont to wash his face？
Pedro。 Yea； or to paint himself？ for the which I hear what they say of
him。
Claud。 Nay； but his jesting spirit； which is new…crept into a lutestring；
and now govern'd by stops。
Pedro。 Indeed that tells a heavy tale for him。 Conclude； conclude； he is
in love。
Claud。 Nay； but I know who loves him。
Pedro。 That would I know too。 I warrant； one that knows him not。
Claud。 Yes； and his ill conditions； and in despite of all； dies for him。
Pedro。 She shall be buried with her face upwards。
Bene。 Yet is this no charm for the toothache。 Old signior； walk aside
with me。 I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you； which
these hobby…horses must not hear。
＇Exeunt Benedick and Leonato。＇
Pedro。 For my life； to break with him about Beatrice！
Claud。 'Tis even so。 Hero and Margaret have by this played their parts
with Beatrice； and then the two bears will not bite one another when they
meet。
＇Enter John the Bastard。＇
John。 My lord and brother； God save you。
Pedro。 Good den； brother。
John。 If your leisure serv'd； I would speak with you。
Pedro。 In private？
John。 If it please you。 Yet Count Claudio may hear； for what I would
speak of concerns him。
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Pedro。 What's the matter？
John。 ＇to Claudio＇ Means your lordship to be married tomorrow？
Pedro。 You know he does。
John。 I know not that； when he knows what I know。
Claud。 If there be any impediment； I pray you discover it。
John。 You may think I love you not。 Let that appear hereafter； and aim
better at me by that I now will manifest。 For my brother； I think he holds
you well and in dearness of heart hath help to effect your ensuing
marriagesurely suit ill spent and labour ill bestowed！
Pedro。 Why； what's the matter？
John。 I came hither to tell you； and； circumstances short'ned （for she
has been too long a…talking of）； the lady is disloyal。
Claud。 Who？ Hero？
John。 Even sheLeonato's Hero； your Hero； every man's Hero。
Claud。 Disloyal？
John。 The word is too good to paint out her wickedness。 I could say
she were worse； think you of a worse title； and I will fit her to it。 Wonder
not till further warrant。 Go but with me to…night； you shall see her chamber
window ent'red； even the night before her wedding day。 If you love her
then； to…morrow wed her。 But it would better fit your honour to change
your mind。
Claud。 May this be so？
Pedro。 I will not think it。
John。 If you dare not trust that you see； confess not that you know。 If
you will follow me； I will show you enough； and when you have seen
more and heard more； proceed accordingly。
Claud。 If I see anything to…night why I should not marry her to…
morrow； in the congregation where I should wed； there will I shame her。
Pedro。 And； as I wooed for thee to obtain her； I will join with thee to
disgrace her。
John。 I will disparage her no farther till you are my witnesses。 Bear it
coldly but till midnight； and let the issue show itself。
Pedro。 O day untowardly turned！
Claud。 O mischief strangely thwarting！
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John。 O plague right well prevented！ So will you say when you have
seen the Sequel。
＇Exeunt。＇
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SCENE III。
A street。
＇Enter Dogberry and his compartner ＇Verges＇； with the Watch。＇
Dog。 Are you good men and true？
Verg。 Yea； or else it were pity but they should suffer salvation； body
and soul。
Dog。 Nay； that were a punishment too good for them if they should
have any allegiance in them； being chosen for the Prince's watch。
Verg。 Well； give them their charge； neighbour Dogberry。
Dog。 First； who think you the most desartless man to be constable？
1。 Watch。 Hugh Oatcake； sir； or George Seacoal； for they can write and
read。
Dog。 Come hither； neighbour Seacoal。 God hath bless'd you with a
good name。 To be a well…favoured man is the gift of
