man and superman-第19章

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therefore；　in　a　land　of　cloaks　and　sombreros；　they　mostly　wear
seedy　overcoats；　woollen　mufflers；　hard　hemispherical　hats；　and
dirty　brown　gloves。　Only　a　very　few　dress　after　their　leader；
whose　broad　sombrero　with　a　cock's　feather　in　the　band；　and
voluminous　cloak　descending　to　his　high　boots；　are　as　un…English
as　possible。　None　of　them　are　armed；　and　the　ungloved　ones　keep
their　hands　in　their　pockets　because　it　is　their　national　belief
that　it　must　be　dangerously　cold　in　the　open　air　with　the　night
coming　on。　（It　is　as　warm　an　evening　as　any　reasonable　man　could
desire）。

Except　the　bullfighting　inebriate　there　is　only　one　person　in　the
company　who　looks　more　than；　say；　thirty…three。　He　is　a　small　man
with　reddish　whiskers；　weak　eyes；　and　the　anxious　look　of　a
small　tradesman　in　difficulties。　He　wears　the　only　tall　hat
visible：　it　shines　in　the　sunset　with　the　sticky　glow　of　some
sixpenny　patent　hat　reviver；　often　applied　and　constantly　tending
to　produce　a　worse　state　of　the　original　surface　than　the　ruin　it
was　applied　to　remedy。　He　has　a　collar　and　cuff　of　celluloid；　and
his　brown　Chesterfield　overcoat；　with　velvet　collar；　is　still
presentable。　He　is　pre…eminently　the　respectable　man　of　the
party；　and　is　certainly　over　forty；　possibly　over　fifty。　He　is
the　corner　man　on　the　leader's　right；　opposite　three　men　in
scarlet　ties　on　his　left。　One　of　these　three　is　the　Frenchman。　Of
the　remaining　two；　who　are　both　English；　one　is　argumentative；
solemn；　and　obstinate；　the　other　rowdy　and　mischievious。

The　chief；　with　a　magnificent　fling　of　the　end　of　his　cloak
across　his　left　shoulder；　rises　to　address　them。　The　applause
which　greets　him　shows　that　he　is　a　favorite　orator。

THE　CHIEF。　Friends　and　fellow　brigands。　I　have　a　proposal　to　make
to　this　meeting。　We　have　now　spent　three　evenings　in　discussing
the　question　Have　Anarchists　or　Social…Democrats　the　most
personal　courage？　We　have　gone　into　the　principles　of　Anarchism
and　Social…Democracy　at　great　length。　The　cause　of　Anarchy　has
been　ably　represented　by　our　one　Anarchist；　who　doesn't　know　what
Anarchism　means　＇laughter＇

THE　ANARCHIST。　＇rising＇　A　point　of　order；　Mendoza

MENDOZA。　＇forcibly＇　No；　by　thunder：　your　last　point　of　order　took
half　an　hour。　Besides；　Anarchists　don't　believe　in　order。

THE　ANARCHIST。　＇mild；　polite　but　persistent：　he　is；　in　fact；　the
respectable　looking　elderly　man　in　the　celluloid　collar　and
cuffs＇　That　is　a　vulgar　error。　I　can　prove

MENDOZA。　Order；　order。

THE　OTHERS　＇shouting＇　Order；　order。　Sit　down。　Chair！　Shut　up。

The　Anarchist　is　suppressed。

MENDOZA。　On　the　other　hand　we　have　three　Social…Democrats　among
us。　They　are　not　on　speaking　terms；　and　they　have　put　before　us
three　distinct　and　incompatible　views　of　Social…Democracy。

THE　MAJORITY。　＇shouting　assent＇　Hear；　hear！　So　we　are。　Right。

THE　ROWDY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　＇smarting　under　oppression＇　You　ain't
no　Christian。　You're　a　Sheeny；　you　are。

MENDOZA。　＇with　crushing　magnanimity＇　My　friend；　I　am　an　exception
to　all　rules。　It　is　true　that　I　have　the　honor　to　be　a　Jew；　and；
when　the　Zionists　need　a　leader　to　reassemble　our　race　on　its
historic　soil　of　Palestine；　Mendoza　will　not　be　the　last　to
volunteer　＇sympathetic　applausehear；　hear；　etc。＇。　But　I　am　not
a　slave　to　any　superstition。　I　have　swallowed　all　the　formulas；
even　that　of　Socialism；　though；　in　a　sense；　once　a　Socialist；
always　a　Socialist。

THE　SOCIAL…DEMOCRATS。　Hear；　hear！

MENDOZA。　But　I　am　well　aware　that　the　ordinary　maneven　the
ordinary　brigand；　who　can　scarcely　be　called　an　ordinary　man
＇Hear；　hear！＇is　not　a　philosopher。　Common　sense　is　good　enough
for　him；　and　in　our　business　affairs　common　sense　is　good　enough
for　me。　Well；　what　is　our　business　here　in　the　Sierra　Nevada；
chosen　by　the　Moors　as　the　fairest　spot　in　Spain？　Is　it　to
discuss　abstruse　questions　of　political　economy？　No：　it　is　to
hold　up　motor　cars　and　secure　a　more　equitable　distribution　of
wealth。

THE　SULKY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　All　made　by　labor；　mind　you。

MENDOZA。　＇urbanely＇　Undoubtedly。　All　made　by　labor；　and　on　its
way　to　be　squandered　by　wealthy　vagabonds　in　the　dens　of　vice
that　disfigure　the　sunny　shores　of　the　Mediterranean。　We
intercept　that　wealth。　We　restore　it　to　circulation　among　the
class　that　produced　it　and　that　chiefly　needs　itthe　working
class。　We　do　this　at　the　risk　of　our　lives　and　liberties；　by　the
exercise　of　the　virtues　of　courage；　endurance；　foresight；　and
abstinenceespecially　abstinence。　I　myself　have　eaten　nothing
but　prickly　pears　and　broiled　rabbit　for　three　days。

THE　SULKY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　（Stubbornly＇　No　more　ain't　we。

MENDOZA。　＇indignantly＇　Have　I　taken　more　than　my　share？

THE　SULKY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　＇unmoved＇　Why　should　you？

THE　ANARCHIST。　Why　should　he　not？　To　each　according　to　his　needs：
from　each　according　to　his　means。

THE　FRENCHMAN。　＇shaking　his　fist　at　the　anarchist＇　Fumiste！

MENDOZA。　＇diplomatically＇　I　agree　with　both　of　you。

THE　GENUINELY　ENGLISH　BRIGANDS。　Hear；　hear！　Bravo；　Mendoza！

MENDOZA。　What　I　say　is；　let　us　treat　one　another　as　gentlemen；
and　strive　to　excel　in　personal　courage　only　when　we　take　the
field。

THE　ROWDY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　＇derisively＇　Shikespear。

A　whistle　comes　from　the　goatherd　on　the　hill。　He　springs　up　and
points　excitedly　forward　along　the　road　to　the　north。

THE　GOATHERD。　Automobile！　Automobile！　＇He　rushes　down　the　hill
and　joins　the　rest；　who　all　scramble　to　their　feet＇。

MENDOZA。　＇in　ringing　tones＇　To　arms！　Who　has　the　gun？

THE　SULKY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　＇handing　a　rifle　to　Mendoza＇　Here。

MENDOZA。　Have　the　nails　been　strewn　in　the　road？

THE　ROWDY　SOCIAL…DEM0CRAT。　Two　ahnces　of　em。

MENDOZA。　Good！　＇To　the　Frenchman＇　With　me；　Duval。　If　the　nails
fail；　puncture　their　tires　with　a　bullet。　＇He　gives　the　rifle　to
Duval；　who　follows　him　up　the　hill。　Mendoza　produces　an　opera
glass。　The　others　hurry　across　to　the　road　and　disappear　to　the
north＇。

MENDOZA。　＇on　the　hill；　using　his　glass＇　Two　only；　a　capitalist
and　his　chauffeur。　They　look　English。

DUVAL。　Angliche！　Aoh　yess。　Cochons！　＇Handling　the　rifle＇　Faut
tire；　n'est…ce…pas？

MENDOZA。　No：　the　nails　have　gone　home。　Their　tire　is　down：　they
stop。

DUVAL。　＇shouting　to　the　others＇　Fondez　sur　eux；　nom　de　Dieu！

MENDOZA。　＇rebuking　his　excitement＇　Du　calme；　Duval：　keep　your
hair　on。　They　take　it　quietly。　Let　us　descend　and　receive　them。

Mendoza　descends；　passing　behind　the　fire　and　coming　forward；
whilst　Tanner　and　Straker；　in　their　motoring　goggles；　leather
coats；　and　caps；　are　led　in　from　the　road　by　brigands。

TANNER。　Is　this　the　gentleman　you　describe　as　your　boss？　Does　he
speak　English？

THE　ROWDY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　Course　he　does。　Y'don't　suppowz　we
Hinglishmen　lets　ahrselves　be　bossed　by　a　bloomin　Spenniard；　do
you？

MENDOZA。　＇with　dignity＇　Allow　me　to　introduce　myself：　Mendoza；
President　of　the　League　of　the　Sierra！　＇Posing　loftily＇　I　am　a
brigand：　I　live　by　robbing　the　rich。

TANNER。　＇promptly＇　I　am　a　gentleman：　I　live　by　robbing　the　poor。
Shake　hands。

THE　ENGLISH　SOCIAL…DEMOCRATS。　Hear；　hear！

General　laughter　and　good　humor。　Tanner　and　Mendoza　shake　hands。
The　Brigands　drop　into　their　former　places

STRAKER。　Ere！　where　do　I　come　in？

TANNER。　＇introducing＇　My　friend　and　chauffeur。

THE　SULKY　SOCIAL…DEMOCRAT。　＇suspiciously＇　Well；　which　is　he？
friend　or　show…foor？　It　makes　all　the　difference　you　know。

MENDOZA。　＇explaining＇　We　should　expect　ransom　for　a　friend。　A
professional　chauffeur　is　free　of　the　mountains。　He　even　takes　a
trifling　percentage　of　his　princpal's　ransom　if　he　will　honor　us
by　accepting　it。

STRAKER。　I　see。　Just　to　encourage　me　to　come　this　way　again。
Well；　I'll　think　about　it。

DUVAL。　＇impulsively　rushing　across　to　Straker＇　Mon　frere！　＇He
embraces　him　rapturously　and　kisses　him　on　both　cheeks＇。

STRAKER。　＇disguested＇　Ere；　git　out：　don't　be　silly。　Who　are　you；
pray？

DUVAL。　Duval：　Social…Democrat。

STRAKER。　Oh；　you're　a　Social…Democrat；　are　you？

THE　ANARCHIST。　He　means　that　he　has　sold　out　to　the　parliamentary
humbugs　and　the　bourgeoisie。　Compromise！　that　is　his　faith。

DUVAL。　＇furiously＇　I　understand　what　he　say。　He　say　Bourgeois。　He
say　Compromise。　Jamais　de　la　vie！　Miserable　menteur

STRAKER。　See　here；　Captain　Mendoza；　ow　much　o　this　sort　o　thing
do　you　put　up　with　here？　Are　we　avin　a　pleasure　trip　in　the
mountains；　or　are　we　at　a　Socialist　meetin？

THE　MAJORITY。　Hear；　hear！　Shut　up。　Chuck　it。　Sit　down；　etc。　etc。
＇The　Social…Democrats　and　the　Anarchist　are　hurtled　into　the
background。　Straker；　after　superintending　this　proceeding　with
satisfaction；　places　himself　on　Mendoza's　left；　Tanner　being　on
his　right＇。

MENDOZA。　Can　we　offer　you　anything？　Broiled　rabbit　and　prickly
pears

TANNER。　Thank　you：　we　have　dined。

MENDOZA。　＇to　his　followers＇　Gentlemen：　business　is　over　for　the
day。　Go　as　you　please　until　morning。

The　Brigands　disperse　into　groups　lazily。　Some　go　into　the　cave。
Others　sit　down　or　lie　down　to　sleep　in　the　open。　A　few　produce　a
pack　of　cards　and　move　off　towards　the　road；　for　it　is　now
starlight；　and　they　know　that　motor　cars　have　lamps　which　can　be
turned　to　account　for　lighting　a　card　party。

STRAKER。　＇calling　after　them＇　Don't　none　of　you　go　fooling　with
that　car；　d'ye　hear？

MENDOZA。　No　fear；　Monsieur　le　Chauffeur。　The　first　one　we
captured　cured　us　of　that。

STRAKER。　＇interested＇　What　did　it　do？

MENDOZA。　It　carried　three　brave　comrades　of　ours；　who　did　not
know　how　to　stop　it；　into　Granada；　and　capsized　them　opposite　the
police　station。　Since　then　we　never　touch　one　without　sending　for
the　chauffeur。　Shall　we　chat　at　our　ease？

TANNER。　By　all　means。

Tanner；　Mendoza；　and　Straker　sit　down　on　the　turf　by　the　fire。
Mendoza　delicately　waives　his　presidential　dignity；　of　which　the
right　to　sit　on　the　squared　stone　block　is　the　appanage；　by
sitting　on　the　ground　like　his　guests；　and　using　the　stone　only
as　a　support　for　his　back。

MENDOZA。　It　is　the　custom　in　Spain　always　to　put　off　business
until　to…morrow。　In　fact；　you　have　arrived　out　of　office　hours。
However；　if　you　would　prefer　to　settle　the　question　of　ransom　at
once；　I　am　at　your　service。

TANNER。　To…morrow　will　do　for　me。　I　am　rich　enough　to　pay
anything　in　reason。

MENDOZA。　＇respectfully；　much　struck　by　this　admission＇　You
are　a　remarkable　man；　sir。　Our　guests　usually　describe　themselves
as　miserably　poor。

TANNER。　Pooh！　Miserably　poor　people　don't　own　motor　cars。

MENDOZA。　Precisely　what　we　say　to　them。

TANNER。　Treat　us　well：　we　shall　not　prove　ungrateful。

STRAKER。　No　prickly　pears　and　broiled　rabbits；　you　know。　Don't
tell　me　you　can't　do　us　a　bit　better　than　that　if　you　like。

MENDOZA。　Wine；　kids；　milk；　cheese　and　bread　can　be　procured　for
ready　money。

STRAKER。　＇graciously＇　Now　you're　talking。

TANNER。　Are　you　all　Socialists　here；　may　I　ask？

MENDOZA。　＇repudiating　this　humiliating　misconception＇　Oh　no；　no；
no：　nothing　of　the　kind；　I　assure　you。　We　naturally　have　modern
views　as　to　the　justice　of　the　existing　distribution　of　wealth：
otherwise　we　should　lose　our　self…respect。　But　nothing　that　you
could　take　exception　to；　except　two　or　three　faddists。

TANNER。　I　had　no　intention　of　suggesting　anyt