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entrance from the street。 The men were all listening to one other man�察�
better dressed than the rest�察�who was telling his audience something�察�in a
low voice�察�in which they were apparently very much interested。
On entering the passage�察 �Arthur was passed by a stranger with a
knapsack in his hand�察�who was evidently leaving the house。
'No��' said the traveller with the knapsack�察�turning round and addressing
himself cheerfully to a fat�察 �sly´looking�察 �bald´headed man�察 �with a dirty
white apron on�察 �who had followed him down the passage。 'No�察 �Mr。
landlord�察�I am not easily scared by trifles�察�but�察�I don't mind confessing that
I can't quite stand THAT。'
It occurred to young Holliday�察�the moment he heard these words�察�that
the stranger had been asked an exorbitant price for a bed at The Two
Robins�察�and that he was unable or unwilling to pay it。 The moment his
back was turned�察 �Arthur�察 �comfortably conscious of his own well´filled
pockets�察�addressed himself in a great hurry�察�for fear any other benighted
traveller should slip in and forestall him�察�to the sly´looking landlord with
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the dirty apron and the bald head。
'If you have got a bed to let��' he said�察�'and if that gentleman who has
just gone out won't pay your price for it�察�I will。'
The sly landlord looked hard at Arthur。
'Will you�察�sir��' he asked�察�in a meditative�察�doubtful way。
'Name your price��' said young Holliday�察 �thinking that the landlord's
hesitation sprang from some boorish distrust of him。 'Name your price�察�
and I'll give you the money at once if you like��'
'Are you game for five shillings��' inquired the landlord�察 �rubbing his
stubbly double chin�察�and looking up thoughtfully at the ceiling above him。
Arthur nearly laughed in the man's face�察 �but thinking it prudent to
control himself�察�offered the five shillings as seriously as he could。 The
sly landlord held out his hand�察�then suddenly drew it back again。
'You're acting all fair and above´board by me��' he said�此 �'and�察�before I
take your money�察�I'll do the same by you。 Look here�察�this is how it stands。
You can have a bed all to yourself for five shillings�察 �but you can't have
more than a half´share of the room it stands in。 Do you see what I mean�察�
young gentleman��'
'Of course I do��' returned Arthur�察�a little irritably。 'You mean that it is
a double´bedded room�察�and that one of the beds is occupied��'
The landlord nodded his head�察�and rubbed his double chin harder than
ever。 Arthur hesitated�察 �and mechanically moved back a step or two
towards the door。 The idea of sleeping in the same room with a total
stranger�察�did not present an attractive prospect to him。 He felt more than
half inclined to drop his five shillings into his pocket�察�and to go out into
the street once more。
'Is it yes�察 �or no��' asked the landlord。 'Settle it as quick as you can�察�
because there's lots of people wanting a bed at Doncaster to´ night�察�besides
you。'
Arthur looked towards the court�察�and heard the rain falling heavily in
the street outside。 He thought he would ask a question or two before he
rashly decided on leaving the shelter of The Two Robins。
'What sort of a man is it who has got the other bed��' he inquired。 'Is he
a gentleman�拭 �I mean�察�is he a quiet�察�well´behaved person��'
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'The quietest man I ever came across��' said the landlord�察�rubbing his fat
hands stealthily one over the other。 'As sober as a judge�察�and as regular
as clock´work in his habits。 It hasn't struck nine�察 �not ten minutes ago�察�
and he's in his bed already。 I don't know whether that comes up to your
notion of a quiet man�此 �it goes a long way ahead of mine�察�I can tell you。'
'Is he asleep�察�do you think��' asked Arthur。
'I know he's asleep��' returned the landlord。 'And what's more�察 �he's
gone off so fast�察�that I'll warrant you don't wake him。 This way�察�sir��' said
the landlord�察 �speaking over young Holliday's shoulder�察 �as if he was
addressing some new guest who was approaching the house。
'Here you are��' said Arthur�察 �determined to be beforehand with the
stranger�察 �whoever he might be。 'I'll take the bed。' And he handed the
five shillings to the landlord�察�who nodded�察�dropped the money carelessly
into his waistcoat´pocket�察�and lighted the candle。
'Come up and see the room��' said the host of The Two Robins�察�leading
the way to the staircase quite briskly�察�considering how fat he was。
They mounted to the second´floor of the house。 The landlord half
opened a door�察 �fronting the landing�察 �then stopped�察 �and turned round to
Arthur。
'It's a fair bargain�察 �mind�察 �on my side as well as on yours��' he said。
'You give me five shillings�察�I give you in return a clean�察�comfortable bed�察�
and I warrant�察�beforehand�察�that you won't be interfered with�察�or annoyed in
any way�察�by the man who sleeps in the same room as you。' Saying those
words�察�he looked hard�察�for a moment�察�in young Holliday's face�察�and then
led the way into the room。
It was larger and cleaner than Arthur had expected it would be。 The
two beds stood parallel with each other ´ a space of about six feet
intervening between them。 They were both of the same medium size�察�
and both had the same plain white curtains�察�made to draw�察�if necessary�察�all
round them。 The occupied bed was the bed nearest the window。 The
curtains were all drawn round this�察�except the half curtain at the bottom�察�
on the side of the bed farthest from the window。 Arthur saw the feet of
the sleeping man raising the scanty clothes into a sharp little eminence�察�as
if he was lying flat on his back。 He took the candle�察�and advanced softly
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to draw the curtain ´ stopped half´way�察�and listened for a moment ´ then
turned to the landlord。
'He's a very quiet sleeper��' said Arthur。
'Yes��' said the landlord�察�'very quiet。'
Young Holliday advanced with the candle�察�and looked in at the man
cautiously。
'How pale he is��' said Arthur。
'Yes��' returned the landlord�察�'pale enough�察�isn't he��'
Arthur looked closer at the man。 The bedclothes were drawn up to
his chin�察 �and they lay perfectly still over the region of his chest。
Surprised and vaguely startled�察 �as he noticed this�察�Arthur stooped down
closer over the stranger�察 �looked at his ashy�察 �parted lips�察 �listened
breathlessly for an instant�察�looked again at the strangely still face�察�and the
motionless lips and chest�察�and turned round suddenly on the landlord�察�with
his own cheeks as pale for the moment as the hollow cheeks of the man on
the bed。
'Come here��' he whispered�察�under his breath。 'Come here�察�for God's
sake� �The man's not asleep ´ he is dead��'
'You have found that out sooner than I thought you would��' said the
landlord�察 �composedly。 'Yes�察 �he's dead�察 �sure enough。 He died at five
o'clock to´day。'
'How did he die�拭 �Who is he��' asked Arthur�察�staggered�察�for a moment�察�
by the audacious coolness of the answer。
'As to who is he��' rejoined the landlord�察 �'I know no more about him
than you do。 There are his books and letters and things�察�all sealed up in
that brown´paper parcel�察 �for the Coroner's inquest to open to´morrow or
next day。 He's been here a week�察 �paying his way fairly enough�察 �and
stopping in´doors�察�for the most part�察�as if he was ailing。 My girl brought
him up his tea at five to´day�察�and as he was pouring of it out�察�he fell down
in a faint�察�or a fit�察�or a compound of both�察�for anything I know。 We could
not bring him to ´ and I said he was dead。 And the doctor couldn't bring
him to ´ and the doctor said he was dead。 And there he is。 And the
Coroner's inquest's coming as soon as it can。 And that's as much as I
know about it。'
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Arthur held the candle close to the man's lips。 The flame still burnt
straight up�察�as steadily as before。 There was a moment of silence�察�and the
rain pattered drearily through it against the panes of the window。
'If you haven't got nothing more to say to me��' continued the landlord�察�
'I suppose I may go。 You don't expect your five shillings back�察�do you�拭�
There's the bed I promised you�察�clean and comfortable。 There's the man I
warranted not to disturb you�察 �quiet in this world for ever。 If you're
frightened to stop alone with him�察�that's not my look out。 I've kept my
part of the bargain�察 �and I mean to keep the money。 I'm not Yorkshire�察�
myself�察�young gentleman�察�but I've lived long enough in these parts to have
my wits sharpened�察 �and I shouldn't wonder if you found out the way to
brighten up yours�察�next time you come amongst us。' With these words�察�
the landlord turned towards the door�察�and laughed to himself softly�察�in high
satisfaction at his own sharpness。
Startled and shocked as he was�察�Arthur had by this time sufficiently
recovered himself to feel indignant at the trick that had been played on
him�察�and at the insolent manner in which the landlord exulted in it。
'Don't laugh��' he said sharply�察�'till you are quite sure you have got the
laugh against me。 You shan't have the five shillings for nothing�察�my man。