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what he had seen。 Thomas�察 �on his back reading�察 �listened with great
composure�察�and asked him whether he really had gone up those hills�察�and
bothered himself with those views�察�and walked all those miles�拭�
'Because I want to know��' added Thomas�察�'what you would say of it�察�if
you were obliged to do it��'
'It would be different�察 �then��' said Francis。 'It would be work�察 �then�察�
now�察�it's play。'
'Play��' replied Thomas Idle�察�utterly repudiating the reply。 'Play� �Here
is a man goes systematically tearing himself to pieces�察�and putting himself
through an incessant course of training�察�as if he were always under articles
to fight a match for the champion's belt�察 �and he calls it Play� �Play��'
exclaimed Thomas Idle�察�scornfully contemplating his one boot in the air。
'You CAN'T play。 You don't know what it is。 You make work of
everything。'
The bright Goodchild amiably smiled。
'So you do��' said Thomas。 'I mean it。 To me you are an absolutely
terrible fellow。 You do nothing like another man。 Where another fellow
would fall into a footbath of action or emotion�察 �you fall into a mine。
Where any other fellow would be a painted butterfly�察 �you are a fiery
dragon。 Where another man would stake a sixpence�察 �you stake your
existence。 If you were to go up in a balloon�察�you would make for Heaven�察�
and if you were to dive into the depths of the earth�察�nothing short of the
other place would content you。 What a fellow you are�察 �Francis��' The
cheerful Goodchild laughed。
'It's all very well to laugh�察�but I wonder you don't feel it to be serious��'
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said Idle。 'A man who can do nothing by halves appears to me to be a
fearful man。'
'Tom�察�Tom��' returned Goodchild�察�'if I can do nothing by halves�察�and be
nothing by halves�察�it's pretty clear that you must take me as a whole�察�and
make the best of me。'
With this philosophical rejoinder�察�the airy Goodchild clapped Mr。 Idle
on the shoulder in a final manner�察�and they sat down to dinner。
'By´the´by��' said Goodchild�察 �'I have been over a lunatic asylum too�察�
since I have been out。'
'He has been��' exclaimed Thomas Idle�察 �casting up his eyes�察 �'over a
lunatic asylum� �Not content with being as great an Ass as Captain
Barclay in the pedestrian way�察 �he makes a Lunacy Commissioner of
himself ´ for nothing��'
'An immense place��' said Goodchild�察 �'admirable offices�察 �very good
arrangements�察�very good attendants�察�altogether a remarkable place。'
'And what did you see there��' asked Mr。 Idle�察�adapting Hamlet's advice
to the occasion�察�and assuming the virtue of interest�察�though he had it not。
'The usual thing��' said Francis Goodchild�察�with a sigh。 'Long groves
of blighted men´and´women´trees�察�interminable avenues of hopeless faces�察�
numbers�察�without the slightest power of really combining for any earthly
purpose�察�a society of human creatures who have nothing in common but
that they have all lost the power of being humanly social with one
another。'
'Take a glass of wine with me��' said Thomas Idle�察 �'and let US be
social。'
'In one gallery�察�Tom��' pursued Francis Goodchild�察�'which looked to me
about the length of the Long Walk at Windsor�察�more or less ´ '
'Probably less��' observed Thomas Idle。
'In one gallery�察�which was otherwise clear of patients ��for they were all
out���察�there was a poor little dark´chinned�察�meagre man�察�with a perplexed
brow and a pensive face�察�stooping low over the matting on the floor�察�and
picking out with his thumb and forefinger the course of its fibres。 The
afternoon sun was slanting in at the large end´window�察 �and there were
cross patches of light and shade all down the vista�察�made by the unseen
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windows and the open doors of the little sleeping´cells on either side。 In
about the centre of the perspective�察 �under an arch�察 �regardless of the
pleasant weather�察 �regardless of the solitude�察 �regardless of approaching
footsteps�察�was the poor little dark´chinned�察�meagre man�察�poring over the
matting。 ;What are you doing there�拭─�said my conductor�察�when we came
to him。 He looked up�察�and pointed to the matting。 ;I wouldn't do that�察�I
think�察─�said my conductor�察�kindly�察 �if I were you�察�I would go and read�察�or I
would lie down if I felt tired�察 �but I wouldn't do that。; The patient
considered a moment�察�and vacantly answered�察 �No�察�sir�察�I won't�察�I'll ´ I'll go
and read�察─�and so he lamely shuffled away into one of the little rooms。 I
turned my head before we had gone many paces。 He had already come
out again�察 �and was again poring over the matting�察 �and tracking out its
fibres with his thumb and forefinger。 I stopped to look at him�察 �and it
came into my mind�察�that probably the course of those fibres as they plaited
in and out�察 �over and under�察 �was the only course of things in the whole
wide world that it was left to him to understand ´ that his darkening
intellect had narrowed down to the small cleft of light which showed him�察�
;This piece was twisted this way�察 �went in here�察 �passed under�察 �came out
there�察�was carried on away here to the right where I now put my finger on
it�察�and in this progress of events�察�the thing was made and came to be here。;
Then�察 �I wondered whether he looked into the matting�察 �next�察 �to see if it
could show him anything of the process through which HE came to be
there�察�so strangely poring over it。 Then�察�I thought how all of us�察�GOD
help us� �in our different ways are poring over our bits of matting�察�blindly
enough�察 �and what confusions and mysteries we make in the pattern。 I
had a sadder fellow´feeling with the little dark´ chinned�察�meagre man�察�by
that time�察�and I came away。'
Mr。 Idle diverting the conversation to grouse�察�custards�察�and bride´ cake�察�
Mr。 Goodchild followed in the same direction。 The bride´cake was as
bilious and indigestible as if a real Bride had cut it�察 �and the dinner it
completed was an admirable performance。
The house was a genuine old house of a very quaint description�察�
teeming with old carvings�察�and beams�察�and panels�察�and having an excellent
old staircase�察�with a gallery or upper staircase�察�cut off from it by a curious
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fence´work of old oak�察�or of the old Honduras Mahogany wood。 It was�察�
and is�察 �and will be�察 �for many a long year to come�察 �a remarkably
picturesque house�察�and a certain grave mystery lurking in the depth of the
old mahogany panels�察�as if they were so many deep pools of dark water ´
such�察�indeed�察�as they had been much among when they were trees ´ gave it
a very mysterious character after nightfall。
When Mr。 Goodchild and Mr。 Idle had first alighted at the door�察�and
stepped into the sombre�察 �handsome old hall�察 �they had been received by
half´a´dozen noiseless old men in black�察 �all dressed exactly alike�察 �who
glided up the stairs with the obliging landlord and waiter ´ but without
appearing to get into their way�察�or to mind whether they did or no ´ and
who had filed off to the right and left on the old staircase�察�as the guests
entered their sitting´ room。 It was then broad�察 �bright day。 But�察 �Mr。
Goodchild had said�察�when their door was shut�察�'Who on earth are those old
men��' And afterwards�察�both on going out and coming in�察�he had noticed
that there were no old men to be seen。
Neither�察�had the old men�察�or any one of the old men�察�reappeared since。
The two friends had passed a night in the house�察 �but had seen nothing
more of the old men。 Mr。 Goodchild�察 �in rambling about it�察 �had looked
along passages�察�and glanced in at doorways�察�but had encountered no old
men�察�neither did it appear that any old men were�察�by any member of the
establishment�察�missed or expected。
Another odd circumstance impressed itself on their attention。 It was�察�
that the door of their sitting´room was never left untouched for a quarter of
an hour。 It was opened with hesitation�察�opened with confidence�察�opened
a little way�察�opened a good way�察 � always clapped´to again without a word
of explanation。 They were reading�察�they were writing�察�they were eating�察�
they were drinking�察 �they were talking�察 �they were dozing�察 �the door was
always opened at an unexpected moment�察�and they looked towards it�察�and
it was clapped´ to again�察 �and nobody was to be seen。 When this had
happened fifty times or so�察 �Mr。 Goodchild had said to his companion�察�
jestingly�此�'I begin to think�察�Tom�察�there was something wrong with those six
old men。'
Night had come again�察 �and they had been writing for two or three
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hours�此 �writing�察�in short�察�a portion of the lazy notes from which these lazy
sheets are taken。 They had left off writing�察�and glasses were on the table
between them。 The house was closed and quiet。 Around the head of
Thomas Idle�察 �as he lay upon his sofa�察 �hovered light wreaths of fragrant
smoke。 The temples of Francis Goodchild�察�as he leaned back in his chair�察�
with his two hands clasped behind his head�察 �and his legs crossed�察 �were
similarly decorated。
They had been discussing several idle subjects of speculation�察 �not
omitting the strange old men�察 �and