annals of the parish(教区年鉴)-第21章
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Argyle； the exciseman； just herried the poor smugglers to death； and made
a power of prize…money； which； however； had not the wonted effect of
riches； for it brought him no honour； and he lived in the parish like a leper；
or any other kind of excommunicated person。
But I should not forget a most droll thing that took place with Jenny
Gaffaw； and her daughter。 They had been missed from the parish for
some days； and folk began to be uneasy about what could have become of
the two silly creatures； till one night； at the dead hour； a strange light was
seen beaming and burning at the window of the bit hole where they lived。
It was first observed by Lady Macadam； who never went to bed at any
Christian hour； but sat up reading her new French novels and play…books
with Miss Sabrina； the schoolmistress。 She gave the alarm； thinking that
such a great and continuous light from a lone house； where never candle
had been seen before； could be nothing less than the flame of a burning。
And sending Miss Sabrina and the servants to see what was the matter；
they beheld daft Jenny； and her as daft daughter； with a score of candle
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doups； （Heaven only knows where they got them！） placed in the window；
and the twa fools dancing； and linking； and admiring before the door。
〃What's all this about； Jenny；〃 said Miss Sabrina。〃Awa' wi' you； awa' wi'
youye wicked pope； ye whore of Babylonis na it for the glory of God；
and the Protestant religion？ d'ye think I will be a pope as long as light can
put out darkness？〃And with that the mother and daughter began again to
leap and dance as madly as before。
It seems that poor Jenny； having heard of the luminations that were
lighted up through the country on the ending of the Popish Bill； had； with
Meg； travelled by themselves into Glasgow； where they had gathered or
begged a stock of candles； and coming back under the cloud of night； had
surprised and alarmed the whole clachan； by lighting up their window in
the manner that I have described。 Poor Miss Sabrina； at Jenny's uncivil
salutation； went back to my lady with her heart full； and would fain have
had the idiots brought to task before the session； for what they had said to
her。 But I would not hear tell of such a thing； for which Miss Sabrina
owed me a grudge that was not soon given up。 At the same time； I was
grieved to see the testimonies of joyfulness for a holy victory； brought into
such disrepute by the ill…timed demonstrations of the two irreclaimable
naturals； that had not a true conception of the cause for which they were
triumphing。
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CHAPTER XXII YEAR 1781
If the two last years passed o'er the heads of me and my people
without any manifest dolour； which is a great thing to say for so long a
period in this world； we had our own trials and tribulations in the one of
which I have now to make mention。 Mungo Argyle； the exciseman；
waxing rich； grew proud and petulant； and would have ruled the country
side with a rod of iron。 Nothing less would serve him than a fine horse to
ride on； and a world of other conveniences and luxuries； as if he had been
on an equality with gentlemen。 And he bought a grand gun； which was
called a fowling…piece； and he had two pointer dogs； the like of which had
not been seen in the parish since the planting of the Eaglesham…wood on
the moorland； which was four years before I got the call。 Every body
said the man was fey； and truly； when I remarked him so gallant and gay
on the Sabbath at the kirk； and noted his glowing face and gleg een； I
thought at times there was something no canny about him。 It was indeed
clear to be seen； that the man was hurried out of himself； but nobody could
have thought that the death he was to dree would have been what it was。
About the end of summer my Lord Eaglesham came to the castle；
bringing with him an English madam； that was his Miss。 Some days
after he came down from London； as he was riding past the manse； his
lordship stopped to enquire for my health； and I went to the door to speak
to him。 I thought that he did not meet me with that blithe countenance he
was wont； and in going away； he said with a blush； 〃I fear I dare not ask
you to come to the castle。〃 I had heard of his concubine； and I said； 〃In
saying so； my lord； you show a spark of grace； for it would not become me
to see what I have heard； and I am surprised； my lord； you will not rather
take a lady of your own。〃 He looked kindly； but confused； saying； he did
not know where to get one； so seeing his shame； and not wishing to put
him out of conceit entirely with himself； I replied； 〃Na； na； my lord； there's
nobody will believe that； for there never was a silly Jock； but there was as
silly a Jenny；〃 at which he laughed heartily； and rode away。 But I know
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not what was in't； I was troubled in mind about him； and thought； as he
was riding away； that I would never see him again； and sure enough it so
happened； for the next day； being airing in his coach with Miss Spangle；
the lady he had brought； he happened to see Mungo Argyle with his dogs
and his gun； and my lord being as particular about his game as the other
was about boxes of tea and kegs of brandy； he jumped out of the carriage；
and ran to take the gun。 Words passed； and the exciseman shot my lord。
Never shall I forget that day； such riding； such running； the whole country
side afoot； but the same night my lord breathed his last； and the mad and
wild reprobate that did the deed was taken up and sent off to Edinburgh。
This was a woeful riddance of that oppressor； for my lord was a good
landlord and a kind…hearted man； and albeit； though a little thoughtless；
was aye ready to make his power； when the way was pointed out； minister
to good works。 The whole parish mourned for him； and there was not a
sorer heart in all its bounds than my own。 Never was such a sight seen as
his burial： the whole country side was there； and all as solemn as if they
had been assembled in the valley of Jehoshaphat in the latter day。 The
hedges where the funeral was to pass were clad with weans； like bunches
of hips and haws； and the kirkyard was as if all its own dead were risen。
Never； do I think； was such a multitude gathered together。 Some thought
there could not be less than three thousand grown men； besides women
and children。
Scarcely was this great public calamity past； for it could be reckoned
no less； when one Saturday afternoon； as Miss Sabrina； the schoolmistress；
was dining with Lady Macadam； her ladyship was stricken with the
paralytics； and her face so thrown in the course of a few minutes； that Miss
Sabrina came flying to the manse for the help and advice of Mrs
Balwhidder。 A doctor was gotten with all speed by express； but her
ladyship was smitten beyond the reach of medicine。 She lived； however；
some time after； but oh！ she was such an object； that it was a grief to see
her。 She could only mutter when she tried to speak； and was as helpless
as a baby。 Though she never liked me； nor could I say there was many
things in her demeanour that pleased me； yet she was a free…handed
woman to the needful； and when she died she was more missed than it was
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thought she could have been。
Shortly after her funeral； which was managed by a gentleman sent
from her friends in Edinburgh； that I wrote to about her condition； the
Major； her son； with his lady； Kate Malcolm； and two pretty bairns； came
and stayed in her house for a time； and they were a great happiness to us
all； both in the way of drinking tea； and sometimes taking a bit of dinner；
their only mother now； the worthy and pious Mrs Malcolm； being
regularly of the company。
Before the end of the year； I should mention； that the fortune of Mrs
Malcolm's family got another shove upwards； by the promotion of her
second son； Robert Malcolm； who； being grown an expert and careful
mariner； was made captain of a grand ship； whereof Provost Maitland of
Glasgow； that was kind to his mother in her distresses； was the owner。
But that douce lad Willie； her youngest son； who was at the university of
Glasgow under the Lord Eaglesham's patronage； was like to have suffered
a blight。 However； Major Macadam； when I spoke to him anent the
young man's loss of his patron； said； with a pleasant generosity； he should
not be stickit； and； accordingly； he made up； as far as money could； for the
loss of his lordship； but there was none that made up for the great power
and influence； which； I have no doubt； the Earl would have exerted in his
behalf； when he was ripened for the church。 So that； although in time
William came out a sound and heart…searching preacher； he was long
obliged； like many another unfriended saint； to cultivate sand； and wash
Ethiopians in the shape of an east country gentleman's camstrairy weans；
than which； as he wrote me himself； there cannot be on earth a greater trial
of temper。 However； in the end he was rewarded； and is not only now a
placed minister； but a doctor of divinity。
The death of Lady Macadam was followed by another parochial
misfortune； for； considering the time when it happened； we could count it
as nothing less。 Auld Thomas Howkings； the betheral； fell sick； and died
in the course of a week's illness； about the end of Novemb
