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Edward�察�for walking across the field where Farmer Larkin's bull was�察�
and Edward bet him twopence he wouldn't called in with
difficulty 。 。 。 。 。 。 0 2 By advance from Martha�察�on no security
at all�察�only you mustn't tell your aunt 。 。 。 1 0
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and at last we breathed again。
The rest promised to be easy。 Selina had a tea´party at five on the
morrow�察 �with the chipped old wooden tea´things that had served her
successive dolls from babyhood。 Harold would slip off directly after
dinner�察�going alone�察�so as not to arouse suspicion�察�as we were not allowed
to go into the town by ourselves。 It was nearly two miles to our small
metropolis�察 �but there would be plenty of time for him to go and return�察�
even laden with the olive´branch neatly packed in shavings�察 �besides�察 �he
might meet the butcher�察 �who was his friend and would give him a lift。
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Then�察�finally�察�at five�察�the rapture of the new tea´ service�察�descended from
the skies�察�and�察�retribution made�察�making´ up at last�察�without loss of dignity。
With the event before us�察 �we thought it a small thing that twenty´four
hours more of alienation and pretended sulks must be kept up on Harold's
part�察�but Selina�察�who naturally knew nothing of the treat in store for her�察�
moped for the rest of the evening�察�and took a very heavy heart to bed。
When next day the hour for action arrived�察�Harold evaded Olympian
attention with an easy modesty born of long practice�察�and made off for the
front gate。 Selina�察�who had been keeping her eye upon him�察�thought he
was going down to the pond to catch frogs�察�a joy they had planned to share
together�察�and made after him�察�but Harold�察�though he heard her footsteps�察�
continued sternly on his high mission�察 �without even looking back�察 �and
Selina was left to wander disconsolately among flower´beds that had lost
for her all scent and colour。 I saw it all�察 �and although cold reason
approved our line of action�察�instinct told me we were brutes。
Harold reached the townso he recounted afterwardsin record time�察�
having run most of the way for fear the tea´things�察�which had reposed six
months in the window�察�should be snapped up by some other conscience´
stricken lacerator of a sister's feelings�察 �and it seemed hardly credible to
find them still there�察�and their owner willing to part with them for the price
marked on the ticket。 He paid his money down at once�察�that there should
be no drawing back from the bargain�察 �and then�察 �as the things had to be
taken out of the window and packed�察�and the afternoon was yet young�察�he
thought he might treat himself to a taste of urban joys and la vie de
Boheme。 Shops came first�察 �of course�察 �and he flattened his nose
successively against the window with the india´rubber balls in it�察�and the
clock´work locomotive�察 �and against the barber's window�察 �with wigs on
blocks�察�reminding him of uncles�察�and shaving´cream that looked so good
to eat�察�and the grocer's window�察�displaying more currants than the whole
British population could possibly consume without a special effort�察 �and
the window of the bank�察�wherein gold was thought so little of that it was
dealt about in shovels。 Next there was the market´ place�察 �with all its
clamorous joys�察 �and when a runaway calf came down the street like a
cannon´ball�察�Harold felt that he had not lived in vain。 The whole place
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was so brimful of excitement that he had quite forgotten the why and the
wherefore of his being there�察�when a sight of the church clock recalled him
to his better self�察�and sent him flying out of the town�察�as he realised he had
only just time enough left to get back in。 If he were after his appointed
hour�察 �he would not only miss his high triumph�察 �but probably would be
detected as a transgressor of bounds��a crime before which a private
opinion on multiplication sank to nothingness。 So he jogged along on his
homeward way�察�thinking of many things�察�and probably talking to himself a
good deal�察�as his habit was�察�and had covered nearly half the distance�察�when
suddenlya deadly sinking in the pit of his stomacha paralysis of every
limbaround him a world extinct of light and musica black sun and a
reeling skyhe had forgotten the tea´ things� �
It was useless�察�it was hopeless�察�all was over�察�and nothing could now be
done�察 �nevertheless he turned and ran back wildly�察 �blindly�察 �choking with
the big sobs that evoked neither pity nor comfort from a merciless
mocking world around�察 �a stitch in his side�察 �dust in his eyes�察 �and black
despair clutching at his heart。 So he stumbled on�察�with leaden legs and
bursting sides�察�tillas if Fate had not yet dealt him her last worst buffet
on turning a corner in the road he almost ran under the wheels of a dog´
cart�察 �in which�察 �as it pulled up�察 �was apparent the portly form of Farmer
Larkin�察 �the arch´enemy�察 �whose ducks he had been shying stones at that
very morning� �
Had Harold been in his right and unclouded senses�察 �he would have
vanished through the hedge some seconds earlier�察 �rather than pain the
farmer by any unpleasant reminiscences which his appearance might call
up�察�but as things were�察�he could only stand and blubber hopelessly�察�caring�察�
indeed�察�little now what further ill might befall him。 The farmer�察�for his
part�察�surveyed the desolate figure with some astonishment�察�calling out in
no unfriendly accents�察 �Why�察 �Master Harold� �whatever be the matter�拭�
Baint runnin' away�察�be ee�拭─�
Then Harold�察 �with the unnatural courage born of desperation�察 �flung
himself on the step�察 �and climbing into the cart�察 �fell in the straw at the
bottom of it�察 �sobbing out that he wanted to go back�察 �go back� �The
situation had a vagueness�察 �but the farmer�察 �a man of action rather than
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words�察�swung his horse round smartly�察�and they were in the town again by
the time Harold had recovered himself sufficiently to furnish some details。
As they drove up to the shop�察�the woman was waiting at the door with the
parcel�察�and hardly a minute seemed to have elapsed since the black crisis�察�
ere they were bowling along swiftly home�察�the precious parcel hugged in a
close embrace。
And now the farmer came out in quite a new and unexpected light。
Never a word did he say of broken fences and hurdles�察�of trampled crops
and harried flocks and herds。 One would have thought the man had
never possessed a head of live stock in his life。 Instead�察�he was deeply
interested in the whole dolorous quest of the tea´things�察�and sympathised
with Harold on the disputed point in mathematics as if he had been
himself at the same stage of education。 As they neared home�察 �Harold
found himself�察�to his surprise�察�sitting up and chatting to his new friend like
man to man�察�and before he was dropped at a convenient gap in the garden
hedge�察�he had promised that when Selina gave her first public tea´party�察�
little Miss Larkin should be invited to come and bring ha whole sawdust
family along with her�察�and the farmer appeared as pleased and proud as if
he hat been asked to a garden´party at Marlborough House。 Really�察�those
Olympians have certain good points�察�far down in them。 I shall have to
leave off abusing them some day。
At the hour of five�察 �Selina�察�having spent the afternoon searching for
Harold in all his accustomed haunts�察�sat down disconsolately to tea with
her dolls�察 �who ungenerously refused to wait beyond the appointed hour。
The wooden tea´things seemed more chipped than usual�察 �and the dolls
themselves had more of wax and sawdust�察�and less of human colour and
intelligence about them�察 �than she ever remembered before。 It was then
that Harold burst in�察�very dusty�察�his stockings at his heels�察�and the channels
ploughed by tears still showing on his grimy cheeks�察�and Selina was at last
permitted to know that he had been thinking of her ever since his ill´
judged exhibition of temper�察�and that his sulks had not been the genuine
article�察�nor had he gone frogging by himself。 It was a very happy hostess
who dispensed hospitality that evening to a glassy´eyed stiff´kneed circle�察�
and many a dollish gaucherie�察�that would have been severely checked on
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ordinary occasions�察�was as much overlooked as if it had been a birthday。
But Harold and I�察 �in our stupid masculine way�察 �thought all her
happiness sprang from possession of the long´coveted tea´ service。
;LUSISTI SATIS ;
Among the many fatuous ideas that possessed the Olympian noddle�察�
this one was pre´eminent�察 �that�察 �being Olympians�察 �they could talk quite
freely in our presence on subjects of the closest import to us�察�so long as
names�察�dates�察�and other landmarks were ignored。 We were supposed to
be denied the faculty for putting two and two together�察 �and�察 �like the
monkeys�察�who very sensibly refrain from speech lest they should be set to
earn their livings�察�we were careful to conceal our capabilities for a simple
syllogism。 Thus we were rarely taken by surprise�察 �and so were
considered by our disappointed elders to be apathetic and to lack the
divine capacity for wonder