the memoirs of marie antoinette-第2章
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＇One day when the King was hunting in the forest of St。 Germain； Landemath； riding before him； wanted a cart； filled with the slime of a pond that had just been cleansed； to draw up out of the way。 The carter resisted； and even answered with impertinence。 Landsmath； without dismounting； seized him by the breast of his coat； lifted him up； and threw him into his cart。MADAME CAMPAN。
M。 de Landsmath had a thundering voice。 When he came into the King's apartment he found the Dauphin and Mesdames； his Majesty's daughters； there； the Princesses； in tears； surrounded the King's bed。 Send out all these weeping women； Sire；' said the old equerry； 'I want to speak to you alone： The King made a sign to the Princesses to withdraw。 'Come；' said Landsmath； 'your wound is nothing； you had plenty of waistcoats and flannels on。' Then uncovering his breast； 'Look here；' said he； showing four or five great scars； 'these are something like wounds； I received them thirty years ago； now cough as loud as you can。' The King did so。 ''Tis nothing at all；' said Landsmath； 'you must laugh at it； we shall hunt a stag together in four days。''But suppose the blade was poisoned；' said the King。 'Old grandams' tales；' replied Landsmath； 'if it had been so； the waistcoats and flannels would have rubbed the poison off。' The King was pacified； and passed a very good night。
〃His Majesty one day asked M。 de Landsmath how old he was。 He was aged； and by no means fond of thinking of his age； he evaded the question。 A fortnight later； Louis XV。 took a paper out of his pocket and read aloud： 'On such a day in the month of one thousand six hundred and eighty； was baptised by me； rector of ； the son of the high and mighty lord；' etc。 'What's that？' said Landsmath； angrily； 'has your Majesty been procuring the certificate of my baptism？''There it is； you see； Landsmath；' said the King。 'Well； Sire； hide it as fast as you can； a prince entrusted with the happiness of twenty…five millions of people ought not wilfully to hurt the feelings of a single individual。'
〃The King learned that Landsmath had lost his confessor； a missionary priest of the parish of Notre…Dame。 It was the custom of the Lazarists to expose their dead with the face uncovered。 Louis XV。 wished to try his equerry's firmness。 'You have lost your confessor； I hear；' said the King。 'Yes； Sire。''He will be exposed with his face bare？''Such is the custom。''I command you to go and see him。''Sire； my confessor was my friend； it would be very painful to me。''No matter； I command you。' 'Are you really in earnest； Sire？''Quite so。''It would be the first time in my life that I had disobeyed my sovereign's order。 I will go。' The next day the King at his levee； as soon as he perceived Landsmath； said； 'Have you done as I desired you； Landsmath？''Undoubtedly； Sire。' 'Well； what did you see？''Faith； I saw that your Majesty and I are no great shakes！'
〃At the death of Queen Maria Leczinska； M。 Campan；＇Her father…in…law； afterwards secretary to Marie Antoinette。＇ then an officer of the chamber； having performed several confidential duties； the King asked Madame Adelaide how he should reward him。 She requested him to create an office in his household of master of the wardrobe； with a salary of a thousand crowns。 'I will do so；' said the King； 'it will be an honourable title； but tell Campan not to add a single crown to his expenses； for you will see they will never pay him。'
〃Louis XV。； by his dignified carriage； and the amiable yet majestic expression of his features； was worthy to succeed to Louis the Great。 But he too frequently indulged in secret pleasures； which at last were sure to become known。 During several winters； he was passionately fond of 'candles' end balls'； as he called those parties amongst the very lowest classes of society。 He got intelligence of the picnics given by the tradesmen； milliners； and sempstresses of Versailles； whither he repaired in a black domino； and masked； accompanied by the captain of his Guards； masked like himself。 His great delight was to go 'en brouette' ＇In a kind of sedan…chair； running on two wheels； and drawn by a chairman。＇ Care was always taken to give notice to five or six officers of the King's or Queen's chamber to be there； in order that his Majesty might be surrounded by people on whom he could depend； without finding it troublesome。 Probably the captain of the Guards also took other precautions of this description on his part。 My father…in…law； when the King and he were both young； has often made one amongst the servants desired to attend masked at these parties； assembled in some garret； or parlour of a public…house。 In those times； during the carnival； masked companies had a right to join the citizens' balls； it was sufficient that one of the party should unmask and name himself。
〃These secret excursions； and his too habitual intercourse with ladies more distinguished for their personal charms than for the advantages of education； were no doubt the means by which the King acquired many vulgar expressions which otherwise would never have reached his ears。
〃Yet amidst the most shameful excesses the King sometimes suddenly resumed the dignity of his rank in a very noble manner。 The familiar courtiers of Louis XV。 had one day abandoned themselves to the unrestrained gaiety； of a supper； after returning from the chase。 Each boasted of and described the beauty of his mistress。 Some of them amused themselves with giving a particular account of their wives' personal defects。 An imprudent word； addressed to Louis XV。； and applicable only to the Queen； instantly dispelled all the mirth of the entertainment。 The King assumed his regal air； and knocking with his knife on the table twice or thrice； 'Gentlemen； said he； 'here is the King！'
〃Those men who are most completely abandoned to dissolute manners are not； on that account； insensible to virtue in women。 The Comtesse de Perigord was as beautiful as virtuous。 During some excursions she made to Choisy； whither she had been invited； she perceived that the King took great notice of her。 Her demeanour of chilling respect； her cautious perseverance in shunning all serious conversation with the monarch； were insufficient to extinguish this rising flame； and he at length addressed a letter to her； worded in the most passionate terms。 This excellent woman instantly formed her resolution： honour forbade her returning the King's passion； whilst her profound respect for the sovereign made her unwilling to disturb his tranquillity。 She therefore voluntarily banished herself to an estate she possessed called Chalais； near Barbezieux； the mansion of which had been uninhabited nearly a century； the porter's lodge was the only place in a condition to receive her。 From this seat she wrote to his Majesty； explaining her motives for leaving Court； and she remained there several years without visiting Paris。 Louis XV。 was speedily attracted by other objects； and regained the composure to which Madame de Perigord had thought it her duty to sacrifice so much。 Some years after； Mesdames' lady of honour died。 Many great families solicited the place。 The King； without answering any of their applications； wrote to the Comtesse de Perigord： 'My daughters have just lost their lady of honour； this place； madame； is your due； as much on account of your personal qualities as of the illustrious name of your family。'
〃Three young men of the college of St。 Germain； who had just completed their course of studies； knowing no person about the Court； and having heard that strangers were always well treated there； resolved to dress themselves completely in the Armenian costume； and； thus clad； to present themselves to see the grand ceremony of the reception of several knights of the Order of the Holy Ghost。 Their stratagem met with all the success with which they had flattered themselves。 While the procession was passing through the long mirror gallery； the Swiss of the apartments placed them in the first row of spectators； recommending every one to pay all possible attention to the strangers。 The latter； however； were imprudent enough to enter the 'oeil…de…boeuf' chamber； where； were Messieurs Cardonne and Ruffin； interpreters of Oriental languages； and the first clerk of the consul's department； whose business it was to attend to everything which related to the natives of the East who were in France。 The three scholars were immediately surrounded and questioned by these gentlemen； at first in modern Greek。 Without being disconcerted； they made signs that they did not understand it。 They were then addressed in Turkish and Arabic； at length one of the interpreters； losing all patience； exclaimed； 'Gentlemen； you certainly must understand some of the languages in which you have been addressed。 What country can you possibly come from then？''From St。 Germain…en…Laye； sir；' replied the boldest among them； 'this is the first time you have put the question to us in French。' They then confessed the motive of their disguise； the eldest of them was not more than eighteen years of age。 Louis XV。 was informed of the affair。 He laughed heartily； ordered them a few hours' confinement and a good admonition； after which they were to be set at liberty。
〃Louis XV。 liked to talk about death； though he was extremely apprehensive of it； but his excellent health and his royal dignity probably made him imagine himself invulnerable。 He often said to people who had very bad colds； 'You've a churchyard cough there。' Hunting one day in the forest of Senard； in a year in which bread was extremely dear； he met a man on horseback carrying a coffin。 'Whither are you carrying that coffin？''To the village of ；' answered the peasant。 'Is it for a man or a woman？''For a man。''What did he die of？''Of hunger；' bluntly replied the villager。 The King spurred on his horse； and asked no more questions。
〃Weak as Louis XV。 was； the Parliaments would never have obtained his consent to the convocation of the States General。 I heard an anecdote on this subject from two officers attached to that Prince's household。 It was at the period when the remonstrances of the Parliaments； and the refusals to register the decrees for levying taxes； produced alarm with respect to the state of the finances。 This became the subject of conversation one evening at the coucher of Louis XV。 'You will see； Sire；' said a courtier； whose office placed him in close communication with the King； 'that all this will make it absolutely necessary to assemble the States General！'
The King； roused by this speech from the habitual apathy of his character； seized the courtier by the arm； and said to him； in a passion； 'Never repeat； these words。 I am not sanguinary； but had I a brother； and were he to dare to give me such advice； I would sacrifice him； within twenty…four hours； to the duration of the monarchy and the tranquillity of the kingdom。'
〃Several years prior to his death the Dauphin； the father of Louis XVI。； had confluent smallpox； which endangered his life； and after his convalescence he was long troubled with a malignant ulcer under the nose。 He was injudiciously advised to get rid of it by the use of extract of lead； which
