thunter.fearloathinglasvegas-µÚ25ÕÂ
°´¼üÅÌÉÏ·½Ïò¼ü ¡û »ò ¡ú ¿É¿ìËÙÉÏÏ·ҳ£¬°´¼üÅÌÉ쵀 Enter ¼ü¿É»Øµ½±¾ÊéĿ¼ҳ£¬°´¼üÅÌÉÏ·½Ïò¼ü ¡ü ¿É»Øµ½±¾Ò³¶¥²¿£¡
¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ªÎ´ÔĶÁÍꣿ¼ÓÈëÊéÇ©ÒѱãÏ´μÌÐøÔĶÁ£¡
£»¡¡with¡¡Bruce¡¡and¡¡the¡¡and¡¡members£»¡¡that¡¡the¡¡car¡keepers¡¡knew¡¡me¡¡by¡¡name¡although¡¡I'd¡¡never¡¡introduced¡¡myself£»¡¡and¡¡nobody¡¡had¡¡ever¡¡asked¡¡me¡£¡¡I¡¡just¡¡assumed¡¡it¡¡was¡¡all¡¡part¡¡of¡¡the¡¡gig¡¡here£»¡¡that¡¡that¡¡they'd¡¡probably¡¡rifled¡¡the¡¡glove¡¡partment¡¡and¡¡found¡¡a¡¡notebook¡¡with¡¡my¡¡name¡¡on¡¡it¡£
¡¡¡¡The¡¡real¡¡reason£»¡¡which¡¡didn't¡¡occur¡¡to¡¡me¡¡at¡¡the¡¡time£»¡¡was¡¡that¡¡I¡¡was¡¡still¡¡wearing¡¡my¡¡ID/badge¡¡from¡¡the¡¡District¡¡Attorney's¡¡Conference¡£¡¡It¡¡was¡¡dangling¡¡from¡¡the¡¡pocket¡flap¡¡of¡¡my¡¡multi¡colored¡¡bird¡shooting¡¡jacket£»¡¡but¡¡I'd¡¡long¡¡since¡¡forgotten¡¡about¡¡it¡£¡¡No¡¡doubt¡¡they¡¡all¡¡assumed¡¡I¡¡was¡¡some¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡super¡¡wierd¡¡undercover¡¡agent¡£¡£¡£or¡¡maybe¡¡not£»¡¡maybe¡¡they¡¡were¡¡just¡¡humoring¡¡me¡¡because¡¡they¡¡figured¡¡anybody¡¡crazy¡¡enough¡¡to¡¡pose¡¡as¡¡a¡¡cop¡¡while¡¡driving¡¡around¡¡Vegas¡¡in¡¡a¡¡white¡¡Cadillac¡¡convertible¡¡with¡¡a¡¡drink¡¡in¡¡his¡¡hand¡¡almost¡¡had¡¡to¡¡be¡¡Heavy£»¡¡and¡¡perhaps¡¡even¡¡dangerous¡£¡¡In¡¡a¡¡scene¡¡where£»¡¡nobody¡¡with¡¡any¡¡ambition¡¡is¡¡really¡¡what¡¡he¡¡appears¡¡to¡¡be£»'¡¡there's¡¡not¡¡much¡¡risk¡¡in¡¡acting¡¡like¡¡a¡¡king¡hell¡¡freak¡£¡¡The£»¡¡overseers¡¡will¡¡nod¡¡wisely¡¡at¡¡each¡¡other¡¡and¡¡mutter¡¡about¡¡¡¨these¡¡goddamn¡¡no¡class¡¡put¡ons¡£¡¨¡¡The¡¡other¡¡side¡¡of¡¡that¡¡coin¡¡is¡¡the¡¡¡¨Goddamn£¡¡¡Who's¡¡that£¿¡¨¡¡syndrome¡£¡¡This¡¡es¡¡from¡¡people¡¡like¡¡doormen¡¡and¡¡floor¡¡¡walkers¡¡who¡¡assume¡¡that¡¡anybody¡¡who¡¡acts¡¡crazy£»¡¡but¡¡still¡¡tips¡¡big£»¡¡must¡¡be¡¡important¡which¡¡means¡¡he¡¡should¡¡be¡¡hu¡¡mored£»¡¡or¡¡at¡¡least¡¡treated¡¡gently¡£
¡¡¡¡But¡¡none¡¡of¡¡this¡¡makes¡¡any¡¡difference¡¡with¡¡a¡¡head¡¡full¡¡of¡¡mescaline¡£¡¡You¡¡justblunder¡¡around£»¡¡doing¡¡anything¡¡that¡¡seems¡¡to¡¡be¡¡right£»¡¡and¡¡it¡¡usually¡¡is¡£¡¡Vegas¡¡is¡¡so¡¡full¡¡of¡¡natural¡¡freaks¡people¡¡who¡¡are¡¡genuinely¡¡twisted¡that¡¡drugs¡¡aren't¡¡really¡¡a¡¡problem£»¡¡except¡¡for¡¡cops¡¡and¡¡the¡¡scag¡¡syndicate¡£¡¡Psychedelics¡¡are¡¡almost¡¡irrelevant¡¡in¡¡a¡¡town¡¡where¡¡you¡¡can¡¡wan¡¡der¡¡into¡¡a¡¡casino¡¡any¡¡time¡¡of¡¡the¡¡day¡¡or¡¡night¡¡and¡¡witness¡¡the¡¡crucifixion¡¡of¡¡a¡¡gorilla¡on¡¡a¡¡flaming¡¡neon¡¡cross¡¡that¡¡suddenly¡¡turns¡¡into¡¡a¡¡pinwheel£»¡¡spinning¡¡the¡¡beast¡¡around¡¡in¡¡wild¡¡cir¡¡cles¡¡above¡¡the¡¡crowded¡¡gambling¡¡action¡£
¡¡¡¡
¡¡¡¡I¡¡found¡¡Bruce¡¡at¡¡the¡¡bar£»¡¡but¡¡there¡¡was¡¡no¡¡sign¡¡of¡¡the¡¡ape¡£¡¡¡¨Where¡¡is¡¡it£¿¡¨¡¡I¡¡demanded¡£¡¡¡¨I'm¡¡ready¡¡to¡¡write¡¡a¡¡check¡£¡¡I¡¡want¡¡to¡¡take¡¡the¡¡bastard¡¡back¡¡home¡¡on¡¡the¡¡plane¡¡with¡¡me¡£¡¡I've¡¡already¡¡reserved¡¡two¡¡first¡class¡¡seats¡R¡£¡¡Duke¡¡and¡¡Son¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Take¡¡him¡¡on¡¡the¡¡plane£¿¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Hell¡¡yes£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡think¡¡they'd¡¡say¡¡anything£¿¡¡Call¡¡at¡¡tention¡¡to¡¡my¡¡son's¡¡infirmities£¿¡¨¡¡He¡¡shrugged¡£¡¡¡¨Forget¡¡it£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨They¡¡just¡¡took¡¡him¡¡away¡£¡¡He¡¡attacked¡¡an¡¡old¡¡man¡¡right¡¡here¡¡at¡¡the¡¡bar¡£¡¡The¡¡creep¡¡started¡¡hassling¡¡the¡¡bartender¡¡about¡¡'allowing¡¡barefoot¡¡rabble¡¡in¡¡the¡¡place'¡¡and¡¡just¡¡about¡¡then¡¡the¡¡ape¡¡let¡¡out¡¡a¡¡shriek¡so¡¡the¡¡loud¡¡the¡¡guy¡¡threw¡¡a¡¡beer¡¡at¡¡him£»¡¡and¡¡the¡¡ape¡¡went¡¡crazy£»¡¡came¡¡out¡¡of¡¡his¡¡seat¡¡like¡¡a¡¡jack¡in¡the¡¡box¡¡and¡¡took¡¡a¡¡big¡¡bite¡¡out¡¡of¡¡the¡¡old¡¡man's¡¡head¡¡¡£¡£¡£¡¡the¡¡bartender¡¡had¡¡to¡¡call¡¡an¡¡ambulance£»¡¡then¡¡the¡¡cops¡¡came¡¡and¡¡took¡¡the¡¡ape¡¡away¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Goddamnit£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨What's¡¡the¡¡bail£¿¡¡I¡¡want¡¡that¡¡ape¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Get¡¡a¡¡grip¡¡on¡¡yourself£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡better¡¡stay¡¡clear¡¡of¡¡that¡¡jail¡£¡¡That's¡¡all¡¡they¡¡need¡¡to¡¡put¡¡the¡¡cuffs¡¡on¡¡you¡£¡¡Forget¡¡that¡¡ape¡£¡¡You¡¡don't¡¡need¡¡him¡£¡¨¡¡I¡¡gave¡¡it¡¡some¡¡thought£»¡¡then¡¡decided¡¡he¡¡was¡¡probably¡¡right¡£¡¡There¡¡was¡¡no¡¡sense¡¡blowing¡¡everything¡¡just¡¡for¡¡the¡¡sake¡¡of¡¡some¡¡violent¡¡ape¡¡I'd¡¡never¡¡met¡£¡¡For¡¡all¡¡I¡¡knew£»¡¡hed¡¡take¡¡a¡¡bite¡¡out¡¡of¡¡my¡¡head¡¡if¡¡I¡¡tried¡¡to¡¡bail¡¡him¡¡out¡£¡¡It¡¡would¡¡take¡¡him¡¡a¡¡while¡¡to¡¡calm¡¡down£»¡¡after¡¡the¡¡shock¡¡of¡¡being¡¡put¡¡behind¡¡bars£»¡¡and¡¡I¡¡couldnt¡¡afford¡¡to¡¡wait¡¡around¡£¡¡¡¨When¡¡are¡¡you¡¡taking¡¡off£¿¡¨¡¡Bruce¡¡asked¡£
¡¡¡¡¡¨As¡¡soon¡¡as¡¡possible£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡No¡¡point¡¡hanging¡¡around¡¡this¡¡town¡¡any¡¡lobger¡£¡¡IU¡¡have¡¡all¡¡I¡¡need¡£¡¡Anything¡¡else¡¡would¡¡only¡¡confuse¡¡me¡£¡¨¡¡He¡¡seemed¡¡suprised¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡found¡¡the¡¡American¡¡Dream£¿¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨In¡¡this¡¡town£¿¡¨¡¡I¡¡nodded¡£¡¡¡¨We're¡¡sitting¡¡on¡¡the¡¡main¡¡nerve¡¡rightnow£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡remember¡¡that¡¡story¡¡the¡¡manager¡¡told¡¡us¡¡about¡¡the¡¡owner¡¡of¡¡this¡¡place£¿¡¡How¡¡he¡¡always¡¡wanted¡¡to¡¡run¡¡away¡¡and¡¡join¡¡the¡¡circus¡¡when¡¡he¡¡was¡¡a¡¡kid£¿¡¨¡¡Bruce¡¡ordered¡¡two¡¡more¡¡beers¡£¡¡He¡¡looked¡¡over¡¡the¡¡casino¡¡for¡¡a¡¡moment£»¡¡then¡¡shrugged¡£¡¡¡¨Yeah£»¡¡I¡¡see¡¡what¡¡you¡¡mean£»¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨Now¡¡the¡¡bastard¡¡has¡¡his¡¡own¡¡circus£»¡¡and¡¡a¡¡license¡¡to¡¡steal£»¡¡too¡£¡¨¡¡He¡¡nodded¡£¡¡¡¨You're¡¡right¡he's¡¡the¡¡model¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Absolutely£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨It's¡¡pure¡¡Horatio¡¡Alger£»¡¡all¡¡the¡¡way¡¡down¡¡to¡¡his¡¡attitude¡£¡¡I¡¡tried¡¡to¡¡tell¡¡the¡¡woman¡¡that¡¡I¡¡agreed¡¡with¡¡everything¡¡he¡¡stood¡¡for£»¡¡but¡¡she¡¡said¡¡if¡¡I¡¡knew¡¡what¡¡was¡¡good¡¡for¡¡me¡¡I'd¡¡get¡¡the¡¡hell¡¡out¡¡of¡¡town¡¡and¡¡not¡¡even¡¡think¡¡about¡¡bothering¡¡the¡¡Boss¡£¡¡¡¨He¡¡really¡¡hates¡¡reporters¡¨¡¡she¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨I¡¡don't¡¡mean¡¡this¡¡to¡¡sound¡¡like¡¡a¡¡warning£»¡¡bit¡¡if¡¡I¡¡were¡¡you¡¡I'd¡¡take¡¡it¡¡that¡¡way¡¡¡£¡£¡£¡¡¡¨¡¨¡¡Bruce¡¡nodded¡£¡¡The¡¡Boss¡¡was¡¡paying¡¡him¡¡a¡¡thousand¡¡bucks¡¡a¡¡week¡¡to¡¡work¡¡two¡¡sets¡¡a¡¡night¡¡in¡¡the¡¡Leopard¡¡Lounge£»¡¡andanother¡¡two¡¡grand¡¡for¡¡the¡¡group¡£¡¡All¡¡they¡¡had¡¡to¡¡do¡¡was¡¡make¡¡a¡¡hell¡¡of¡¡a¡¡lot¡¡of¡¡noise¡¡for¡¡two¡¡hours¡¡every¡¡night¡£¡¡The¡¡Boss¡¡didn't¡¡give¡¡a¡¡flying¡¡fuck¡¡what¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡songs¡¡they¡¡sang£»¡¡just¡¡as¡¡long¡¡as¡¡the¡¡beat¡¡was¡¡heavy¡¡and¡¡the¡¡amps¡¡were¡¡turned¡¡up¡¡loud¡¡enough¡¡to¡¡lure¡¡people¡¡into¡¡the¡¡bar¡£
¡¡¡¡It¡¡was¡¡strange¡¡to¡¡sit¡¡there¡¡in¡¡Vegas¡¡and¡¡hear¡¡Bruce¡¡singing¡¡powerful¡¡stuff¡¡like¡¡¡¨Chicago¡¨¡¡and¡¡¡¨Country¡¡Song¡£¡¨¡¡If¡¡the¡¡management¡¡had¡¡bothered¡¡to¡¡hear¡¡the¡¡lyrics£»¡¡the¡¡whole¡¡band¡¡would¡¡have¡¡been¡¡tarred¡¡and¡¡feathered¡£
¡¡¡¡Several¡¡months¡¡later£»¡¡in¡¡Aspen£»¡¡Bruce¡¡sang¡¡the¡¡same¡¡songs¡¡in¡¡a¡¡club¡¡jammed¡¡with¡¡tourists¡¡and¡¡a¡¡former¡¡Astronaut*¡¡and¡¡when¡¡the¡¡last¡¡set¡¡was¡¡over£»¡¡___¡¡came¡¡over¡¡to¡¡our¡¡table¡¡and¡¡began¡¡yelling¡¡all¡¡kinds¡¡of¡¡drunken£»¡¡super¡patriot¡¡gibber¡¡ish£»¡¡hitting¡¡on¡¡Bruce¡¡about¡¡¡¨What¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡nerve¡¡does¡¡a¡¡god¡¡damn¡¡Canadian¡¡have¡¡to¡¡e¡¡down¡¡here¡¡and¡¡insult¡¡this¡¡country£¿¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Say¡¡man£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨I'm¡¡an¡¡Amei¡ican¡£¡¡I¡¡live¡¡here£»¡¡and¡¡I¡¡agree¡¡with¡¡every¡¡fucking¡¡word¡¡he¡¡says¡£¡¨¡¡At¡¡this¡¡point¡¡the¡¡hash¡bouncers¡¡appeared£»¡¡grinning¡¡inscrutably¡¡and¡¡saying£º¡¡¡¨Good¡¡evening¡¡to¡¡you¡¡gentlemen¡£¡¡The¡¡I¡¡Ching¡¡says¡¡it's¡¡time¡¡to¡¡be¡¡quiet£»¡¡right£¿¡¡And¡¡nobody¡¡hassles¡¡the¡¡musicians¡¡in¡¡this¡¡place£»¡¡is¡¡that¡¡clear£¿¡¨¡¡The¡¡Astronaut¡¡left£»¡¡muttering¡¡darkly¡¡about¡¡using¡¡his¡¡in¡¡fluence¡¡to¡¡¡¨get¡¡something¡¡done£»¡¡damn¡¡quick£»¡¨¡¡about¡¡the¡¡Immigration¡¡Statutes¡£¡¡¡¨What's¡¡your¡¡name£¿¡¨¡¡he¡¡asked¡¡me£»¡¡as¡¡the¡¡hash¡bouncers¡¡eased¡¡him¡¡away¡£
¡¡¡¡¡¨Bob¡¡Zimmerman£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨And¡¡if¡¡there's¡¡one¡¡thing¡¡I¡¡hate¡¡in¡¡this¡¡world£»¡¡it's¡¡a¡¡goddamn¡¡bonehead¡¡Polack¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨You¡¡think¡¡I'm¡¡a¡¡Polack£¿¡¨¡¡he¡¡screamed¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡dirty¡¡gold¡¡bricker£¡¡¡You're¡¡all¡¡shit£¡¡¡You¡¡don't¡¡represent¡¡this¡¡country¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Christ£»¡¡let's¡¡hope¡¡to¡¡hell¡¡you¡¡don't¡£¡¨¡¡Bruce¡¡Mmuttered¡£¡¡____¡¡was¡¡still¡¡raving¡¡as¡¡they¡¡muscled¡¡him¡¡out¡¡to¡¡the¡¡street¡£
¡¡¡¡T^he¡¡nest¡¡noght£»¡¡in¡¡another¡¡restaurant£»¡¡the¡¡Astronaut¡¡was¡¡scarfing¡¡his¡¡chow¡stone¡¡soer¡when¡¡a¡¡fourteen¡¡year¡¡old¡¡boy¡¡approached¡¡the¡¡table¡¡to¡¡ask¡¡for¡¡an¡¡autograph¡£¡¡____¡¡acted¡¡coy¡¡moment£»¡¡feigning¡¡embarrassment£»¡¡then¡¡he¡¡scrawled¡¡his¡¡signature¡¡on¡¡the¡¡small¡¡piece¡¡of¡¡paper¡¡the¡¡boy¡¡handed¡¡him¡£¡¡The¡¡boy¡¡looked¡¡at¡¡it¡¡for¡¡a¡¡moment£»¡¡then¡¡tore¡¡it¡¡into¡¡small¡¡pieces¡¡and¡¡dropped¡¡it¡¡in¡¡¡____'s¡¡lap¡£¡¡¡¨Not¡¡everybody¡¡loves¡¡you£»¡¡man¡£¡¨¡¡he¡¡said¡£¡¡Then¡¡he¡¡went¡¡back¡¡and¡¡sat¡¡down¡¡at¡¡his¡¡own¡¡table¡¡about¡¡six¡¡feet¡¡away¡£
¡¡¡¡The¡¡Astronaut's¡¡party¡¡was¡¡speechiess¡£¡¡Eight¡¡or¡¡ten¡¡people¡wives£»¡¡managers¡¡and¡¡favored¡¡senior¡¡engineers£»¡¡showing¡¡a¡¡good¡¡time¡¡in¡¡fabulous¡¡Aspen¡£¡¡Now¡¡they¡¡looked¡¡like¡¡somebody¡¡had¡¡just¡¡sprayed¡¡their¡¡table¡¡with¡¡shit¡mist¡£¡¡Nobody¡¡a¡¡word¡£¡¡They¡¡ate¡¡quickly£»¡¡and¡¡left¡¡without¡¡tipping¡£
¡¡¡¡So¡¡much¡¡for¡¡Aspen¡¡and¡¡astronauts¡£¡¡_____¡¡would¡¡never¡¡have¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡trouble¡¡in¡¡LasVegas¡£
¡¡¡¡A¡¡little¡¡bit¡¡of¡¡this¡¡town¡¡goes¡¡a¡¡very¡¡long¡¡way¡£¡¡After¡¡five¡¡in¡¡Vegas¡¡you¡¡feel¡¡like¡¡you've¡¡been¡¡here¡¡for¡¡five¡¡years¡£¡¡Some¡¡people¡¡say¡¡they¡¡like¡¡it¡but¡¡then¡¡some¡¡people¡¡like¡¡Nixon£»¡¡too¡£¡¡He¡¡would¡¡have¡¡made¡¡a¡¡perfect¡¡Mayor¡¡for¡¡this¡¡town£»¡¡with¡¡John¡¡Mitchell¡¡as¡¡Sheriff¡¡and¡¡Agnew¡¡as¡¡Master¡¡of¡¡Sewers¡£
¡¡¡¡
¡¡¡¡¡¡13¡£¡¡End¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Road¡¡¡£¡£¡£Death¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Whale¡£¡£¡£Soaking¡¡Sweats¡¡in¡¡the¡¡Airport¡£
¡¡¡¡
¡¡¡¡When¡¡I¡¡tried¡¡to¡¡sit¡¡down¡¡at¡¡the¡¡baccarat¡¡table¡¡the¡¡bouncers¡¡the¡¡arm¡¡on¡¡me¡£¡¡¡¨You¡¡don't¡¡belong¡¡here£»¡¨¡¡one¡¡of¡¡them¡¡said¡¡quietly¡£¡¡¡¨Let's¡¡go¡¡outside¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Why¡¡not£¿¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£
¡¡¡¡They¡¡took¡¡me¡¡out¡¡to¡¡the¡¡front¡¡entrance¡¡and¡¡signaled¡¡for¡¡the¡¡Whale¡¡to¡¡be¡¡brought¡¡up¡£
¡¡¡¡¡¨Where's¡¡your¡¡friend£¿¡¨¡¡they¡¡asked£»¡¡while¡¡we¡¡waited¡£
¡¡¡¡'What¡¡friend£¿¡¨¡¡'The¡¡big¡¡spic¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨Look£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨I'm¡¡a¡¡Doctor¡¡of¡¡Journalism¡£¡¡You'd¡¡never¡¡me¡¡hanging¡¡around¡¡this¡¡place¡¡with¡¡a¡¡goddamn¡¡spic¡£¡¨¡¡They¡£¡¡laughed¡£¡¡¡¨Then¡¡what¡¡about¡¡this£¿¡¨¡¡they¡¡said¡£¡¡And¡¡they¡¡confronted¡¡me¡¡with¡¡a¡¡big¡¡photograph¡¡of¡¡me¡¡and¡¡my¡¡attorney¡¡at¡¡a¡¡table¡¡in¡¡the¡¡floating¡¡bar¡£
¡¡¡¡I¡¡srugged¡£¡¡¡¨That's¡¡not¡¡me£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨That's¡¡a¡¡guy¡¡named¡¡Thompson¡£¡¡He¡¡works¡¡for¡¡Rolling¡¡Stone¡£¡£¡£a¡¡really¡¡vicious£»¡¡crazy¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡person¡£¡¡And¡¡that¡¡guy¡¡sitting¡¡next¡¡to¡¡him¡¡is¡¡a¡¡hit¡¡man¡¡for¡¡the¡¡Mafia¡¡in¡¡Hollywood¡£¡¡Shit£»¡¡have¡¡you¡¡studied¡¡this¡¡photograph£¿¡¡What¡¡kind¡¡of¡¡a¡¡maniac¡¡would¡¡roam¡¡around¡¡wearing¡¡one¡¡black¡¡glove¡£¡¨
¡¡¡¡¡¨We¡¡noticed¡¡that¡£¡¨¡¡They¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨Where¡¡is¡¡he¡¡now£¿¡¨¡¡I¡¡shrugged¡£¡¡¡¨He¡¡moves¡¡around¡¡pretty¡¡fast¡£¡¡¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡His¡¡oerders¡¡e¡¡out¡¡of¡¡St¡£¡¡Loius¡£¡¨¡¡They¡¡stared¡¡at¡¡me¡£¡¡¡¨How¡¡do¡¡you¡¡know¡¡all¡¡this¡¡stuff£¿¡¨¡¡I¡¡showed¡¡them¡¡my¡¡gold¡¡PBA¡¡badge£»¡¡flashing¡¡it¡¡quickly¡¡with¡¡my¡¡back¡¡to¡¡the¡¡crowd¡£¡¡¡¨Act¡¡natural£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡whispered¡£¡¡¡¨Don't¡¡put¡¡me¡¡on¡¡the¡¡spot¡£¡¨¡¡They¡¡were¡¡still¡¡standing¡¡there¡¡when¡¡I¡¡drove¡¡off¡¡in¡¡the¡¡Whale¡£¡¡The¡¡geek¡¡had¡¡brought¡¡it¡¡up¡¡at¡¡exactly¡¡the¡¡right¡¡moment¡£¡¡I¡¡gave¡¡him¡¡a¡¡five¡dollar¡¡bill¡¡and¡¡hit¡¡the¡¡street¡¡with¡¡a¡¡stylish¡¡screech¡¡of¡¡rubber¡£
¡¡¡¡It¡¡was¡¡all¡¡ovet¡¡now¡£¡¡I¡¡drove¡¡across¡¡to¡¡the¡¡Flamingo¡¡and¡¡loaded¡¡all¡¡my¡¡luggage¡¡into¡¡the¡¡car¡£¡¡I¡¡tried¡¡to¡¡put¡¡the¡¡top¡¡up£»¡¡for¡¡privacy£»¡¡but¡¡something¡¡was¡¡wrong¡¡with¡¡the¡¡motor¡£¡¡The¡¡generator¡¡light¡¡had¡¡been¡¡on£»¡¡fiery¡¡red£»¡¡ever¡¡since¡¡I'd¡¡driven¡¡the¡¡thing¡¡into¡¡Lake¡¡Mead¡¡on¡¡a¡¡water¡¡test¡£¡¡A¡¡quick¡¡run¡¡along¡¡the¡¡dashboard¡¡disclosed¡¡that¡¡every¡¡circuit¡¡in¡¡the¡¡car¡¡was¡¡to¡¡tally¡¡fucked¡£¡¡Nothing¡¡worked¡£¡¡Not¡¡even¡¡the¡¡headlights¡and¡¡when¡¡I¡¡hit¡¡the¡¡air¡¡conditioner¡¡button¡¡I¡¡heard¡¡a¡¡nasty¡¡explosion¡¡under¡¡the¡¡hood¡£
¡¡¡¡The¡¡top¡¡was¡¡jammed¡¡about¡¡halfway¡¡up£»¡¡but¡¡I¡¡decided¡¡to¡¡try¡¡for¡¡the¡¡airport¡£¡¡If¡¡this¡¡goddamn¡¡junker¡¡wouldn't¡¡run¡¡right£»¡¡I¡¡could¡¡always¡¡abandon¡¡it¡¡and¡¡call¡¡a¡¡cab¡£¡¡To¡¡hell¡¡with¡¡this¡¡gar¡¡bage¡¡from¡¡Detroit¡£¡¡They¡¡shouldn't¡¡be¡¡allowed¡¡to¡¡get¡¡away¡¡with¡¡it¡£
¡¡¡¡The¡¡sun¡¡was¡¡ing¡¡up¡¡when¡¡I¡¡got¡¡to¡¡the¡¡airport¡£¡¡I¡¡left¡¡the¡¡Whale¡¡in¡¡the¡¡VIP¡¡parking¡¡lot¡£¡¡A¡¡kid¡¡about¡¡fifteen¡¡years¡¡old¡¡checked¡¡it¡¡in£»¡¡but¡¡I¡¡refused¡¡to¡¡answer¡¡his¡¡questions¡£¡¡He¡¡was¡¡very¡¡excited¡¡about¡¡the¡¡overall¡¡condition¡¡of¡¡the¡¡vehicle¡£¡¡¡¨Holy¡¡God£¡¡¨¡¡he¡¡kept¡¡shouting¡£¡¡¡¨How¡¡did¡¡this¡¡happen£¿¡¨¡¡He¡¡kept¡¡moving¡¡around¡¡the¡¡car£»¡¡pointing¡¡at¡¡various¡¡dents£»¡¡rips¡¡and¡¡crushed¡¡places¡£
¡¡¡¡¡¨I¡¡know£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨They¡¡beat¡¡the¡¡shit¡¡out¡¡of¡¡it¡£¡¡This¡¡is¡¡a¡¡ter¡¡rible¡¡goddamn¡¡town¡¡for¡¡driving¡¡around¡¡in¡¡convertibles¡£¡¡The¡¡worst¡¡time¡¡was¡¡right¡¡out¡¡on¡¡the¡¡Boulevard¡¡in¡¡front¡¡of¡¡the¡¡Sahara¡£¡¡You¡¡know¡¡that¡¡corner¡¡where¡¡all¡¡the¡¡junkies¡¡hang¡¡out£¿¡¡Jesus£»¡¡I¡¡couldn't¡¡believe¡¡it¡¡when¡¡they¡¡all¡¡went¡¡crazy¡¡at¡¡once¡£¡¨¡¡The¡¡kid¡¡was¡¡none¡¡too¡¡bright¡£¡¡His¡¡face¡¡had¡¡gone¡¡blank¡¡early¡¡on£»¡¡and¡¡now¡¡heseemed¡¡in¡¡a¡¡state¡¡of¡¡mute¡¡fear¡£
¡¡¡¡¡¨Don't¡¡worry£»¡¨¡¡I¡¡said¡£¡¡¡¨I'm¡¡insured¡£¡¨¡¡I¡¡showed¡¡him¡¡the¡¡contract£»¡¡pointin¡¡to¡¡the¡¡small¡print¡¡clause¡¡where¡¡it¡¡said¡¡I¡¡was¡¡insured¡¡against¡¡ALL¡¡damages£»¡¡for¡¡only¡¡two¡¡dollars¡¡a¡¡day¡£
¡¡¡¡The¡¡kid¡¡was¡¡still¡¡nodding¡¡when¡¡I¡¡fled¡£¡¡I¡¡felt¡¡a¡¡bit¡¡guilty¡¡about¡¡leaving¡¡him¡¡to¡¡deal¡¡with¡¡the¡¡car¡£¡¡There¡¡was¡¡no¡¡way¡¡explain¡¡the¡¡massive¡¡damage¡£¡¡It¡¡was¡¡finished£»¡¡a¡¡wreck£»¡¡totaled¡¡out¡£¡¡Under¡¡normal¡¡circumstances¡¡I¡¡would¡¡have¡¡been¡¡seized¡¡and¡¡arrested¡¡when¡¡l¡¡tried¡¡to¡¡turn¡¡it¡¡in¡£¡£¡£but¡¡not¡¡at¡¡this¡¡of¡¡the¡¡morning£»¡¡with¡¡only¡¡this¡¡kid¡¡to¡¡deal¡¡with¡£¡¡I¡¡was£»¡¡all£»¡¡a¡¡¡¨VIP¡£¡¨¡¡Otherwise£»¡¡they¡¡would¡¡never¡¡have¡¡chartered¡¡the¡¡car¡¡to¡¡me¡¡in¡¡the¡¡first¡¡place¡£¡£¡£¡£¡£
¡¡¡¡Let¡¡the¡¡chickens¡¡e¡¡home¡¡to¡¡roost£»¡¡I¡¡thought¡¡as¡¡I¡¡hurried¡¡into¡¡the¡¡airport¡£¡¡It¡¡was¡¡still¡¡too¡¡early¡¡to¡¡act¡¡normal£»¡¡so¡¡I¡¡hunkered¡¡down¡¡in¡¡th