the clouds-第4章
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Oh！ the ignoramus！ the barbarian！ （to STREPSIADES） I greatly fear；
old man； it will be necessary for me to have recourse to blows。 Now；
let me hear what you do when you are beaten。
STREPSIADES
I receive the blow； then wait a moment； take my witnesses and
finally summon my assailant at law。
SOCRATES
Come； take off your cloak。
STREPSIADES
Have I robbed you of anything？
SOCRATES
No。 but the usual thing is to enter the school without your cloak。
STREPSIADES
But I have not come here to look for stolen goods。
SOCRATES
Off with it； fool！
STREPSIADES （He obeys。）
Tell me； if I prove thoroughly attentive and learn with zeal；
which O； your disciples shall I resemble； do you think？
SOCRATES
You will be the image of Chaerephon。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ unhappy me！ Shall I then be only half alive？
SOCRATES
A truce to this chatter！ follow me and no more of it。
STREPSIADES
First give me a honey…cake； for to descend down there sets me
all a…tremble； it looks like the cave of Trophonius。
SOCRATES
But get in with you！ What reason have you for thus dallying at the
door？
（They go into the Thoughtery。）
LEADER OF THE CHORUS
Good luck！ you have courage； may you succeed； you； who； though
already so advanced in years； wish to instruct your mind with new
studies and practise it in wisdom！ （The CHORUS turns and faces the
Audience。） Spectators！ By Bacchus； whose servant I am； I will
frankly tell you the truth。 May I secure both victory and renown as
certainly as I hold you for adept critics and as I regard this
comedy as my best。 I wished to give you the first view of a work；
which had cost me much trouble； but which I withdrew； unjustly
beaten by unskilful rivals。 It is you； oh； enlightened public； for
whom I have prepared my piece； that I reproach with this。 Nevertheless
I shall never willingly cease to seek the approval of the
discerning。 I have not forgotten the day； when men； whom one is
happy to have for an audience； received my Virtuous Young Man and my
Paederast with so much favour in this very place。 Then as yet
virgin； my Muse had not attained the age for maternity； she had to
expose her first…born for another to adopt； and it has since grown
up under your generous patronage。 Ever since you have as good as sworn
me your faithful alliance。 Thus； like the Electra of the poets； my
comedy has come to seek you to…day； hoping again to encounter such
enlightened spectators。 As far away as she can discern her Orestes；
she will be able to recognize him by his curly head。 And note her
modest demeanour！ She has not sewn on a piece of hanging leather；
thick and reddened at the end； to cause laughter among the children；
she does not rail at the bald； neither does she dance the cordax； no
old man is seen； who； while uttering his lines； batters his questioner
with a stick to make his poor jests pass muster。 She does not rush
upon the scene carrying a torch and screaming； 'Iou！ Iou！' No； she
relies upon herself and her verses。。。。My value is so well known；
that I take no further pride in it。 I do not seek to deceive you； by
reproducing the same subjects two or three times； I always invent
fresh themes to present before you； themes that have no relation to
each other and that are all clever。 I attacked Cleon to his face and
when he was all…powerful； but he has fallen； and now I have no
desire to kick him when he is down。 My rivals； on the contrary； now
that this wretched Hyperbolus has given them the cue； have never
ceased setting upon both him and his mother。 First Eupolis presented
his 'Maricas'； this was simply my 'Knights；' whom this plagiarist
had clumsily furbished up again by adding to the piece an old
drunken woman； so that she might dance the cordax。 It was an old idea；
taken from Phrynichus； who caused his old hag to be devoured by a
monster of the deep。 Then Hermippus fell foul of Hyperbolus and now
all the others fall upon him and repeat my comparison of the eels。 May
those who find amusement in their pieces not be pleased with mine； but
as for you； who love and applaud my inventions； why； posterity will
praise your good taste。
FIRST SEMI…CHORUS （singing）
Oh； ruler of Olympus； all…powerful king of the gods； great Zeus；
it is thou whom I first invoke； protect this chorus； and thou too；
Posidon； whose dread trident upheaves at the will of thy anger both
the bowels of the earth and the salty waves of the ocean。 I invoke
my illustrious father； the divine Aether； the universal sustainer of
life； and Phoebus； who； from the summit of his chariot； sets the world
aflame with his dazzling rays； Phoebus； a mighty deity amongst the
gods and adored amongst mortals。
LEADER OF FIRST SEMI…CHORUS
Most wise spectators； lend us all your attention。 Give heed to our
just reproaches。 There exist no gods to whom this city owes more
than it does to us； whom alone you forget。 Not a sacrifice； not a
libation is there for those who protect you！ Have you decreed some mad
expedition？ Well！ we thunder or we fall down in rain。 When you chose
that enemy of heaven； the Paphlagonian tanner； for a general； we
knitted our brow； we caused our wrath to break out； the lightning shot
forth； the thunder pealed； the moon deserted her course and the sun at
once veiled his beam threatening； no longer to give you light； if
Cleon became general。 Nevertheless you elected him； it is said； Athens
never resolves upon some fatal step but the gods turn these errors
into her greatest gain。 Do you wish that his election should even
now be a success for you？ It is a very simple thing to do； condemn
this rapacious gull named Cleon for bribery and extortion； fit a
wooden collar tight round his neck； and your error will be rectified
and the commonweal will at once regain its old prosperity。
SECOND SEMI…CHORUS （singing）
Aid me also； Phoebus； god of Delos； who reignest on the cragged
peaks of Cynthia； and thou； happy virgin； to whom the Lydian damsels
offer pompous sacrifice in a temple； of gold； and thou； goddess of our
country； Athene； armed with the aegis； the protectress of Athens；
and thou； who； surrounded by the bacchants of Delphi； roamest over the
rocks of Parnassus shaking the flame of thy resinous torch； thou；
Bacchus； the god of revel and joy。
LEADER OF SECOND SEMI…CHORUS
As we were preparing to come here； we were hailed by the Moon
and were charged to wish joy and happiness both to the Athenians and
to their allies； further； she said that she was enraged and that you
treated her very shamefully； her； who does not pay you in words alone；
but who renders you all real benefits。 Firstly； thanks to her； you
save at least a drachma each month for lights； for each； as he is
leaving home at night； says； 〃Slave； buy no torches； for the moonlight
is beautiful；〃…not to name a thousand other benefits。 Nevertheless you
do not reckon the days correctly and your calendar is naught but
confusion。 Consequently the gods load her with threats each time
they get home and are disappointed of their meal； because the festival
has not been kept in the regular order of time。 When you should be
sacrificing； you are putting to the torture or administering
justice。 And often； we others； the gods； are fasting in token of
mourning for the death of Memnon or Sarpedon； while you are devoting
yourselves to joyous libations。 It is for this； that last year； when
the lot would have invested Hyperbolus with the duty of Amphictyon； we
took his crown from him； to teach him that time must be divided
according to the phases of the moon。
SOCRATES （coming out）
By Respiration； the Breath of Life！ By Chaos！ By the Air！ I have
never seen a man so gross； so inept； so stupid； so forgetful。 All
the little quibbles； which I teach him； he forgets even before he
has learnt them。 Yet I will not give it up； I will make him come out
here into the open air。 Where are you； Strepsiades？ Come； bring your
couch out here。
STREPSIADES （from within）
But the bugs will not allow me to bring it。
SOCRATES
Have done with such nonsense！ place it there and pay attention。
STREPSIADES （coming out； with the bed）
Well； here I am。
SOCRATES
Good！ Which science of all those you have never been taught； do
you wish to learn first？ The measures； the rhythms or the verses？
STREPSIADES
Why； the measures； the flour dealer cheated me out of two
choenixes the other day。
SOCRATES
It's not about that I ask you； but which； according to you； is the
best measure； the trimeter or the tetrameter？
STREPSIADES
The one I prefer is the semisextarius。
SOCRATES
You talk nonsense； my good fellow。
STREPSIADES
I will wager your tetrameter is the semisextarius。
SOCRATES
Plague seize the dunce and the fool！ Come； perchance you will
learn the rhythms quicker。
STREPSIADES
Will the rhythms supply me with food？
SOCRATES
First they will help you to be pleasant in company； then to know
what is meant by enhoplian rhythm and what by the dactylic。
STREPSIADES
Of the dactyl？ I know that quite well。
SOCRATES
What is it then； other than this finger here？
STREPSIADES
Formerly； when a child； I used this one。
SOCRATES
You are as low…minded as you are stupid。
STREPSIADES
But； wretched man； I do not want to learn all this。
SOCRATES
Then what do you want to know？
STREPSIADES
Not that； not that； but the art of false reasoning。
SOCRATES
But you must first learn other things。 Come； what are the male
quadrupeds？
STREPSIADES
Oh！ I know the males thoroughly。 Do you take me for a fool then？
The ram； the buck； the bull； the dog； the pigeon。
SOCRATES
Do you see what you are doing； is not the female pigeon called the
same as the male？
STREPSIADES
How else？ Come now！
SOCRATES
How else？ With you then it's pigeon and pigeon！
STREPSIADES
That's right； by Posidon！ but what names do you want me to give
them？
SOCRATES
Term the female pigeonnette and the male pigeon。
STREPSIADES
Pigeonnette！ hah！ by the Air！ That's splendid！ for that lesson
bring out your kneading…trough and I will fill him with flour to the
brim。
SOCRATES
There you are wrong again； you make trough masculine and it should
be feminine。
STREPSIADES
What？ if I say； him； do I make the trough masculine？
SOCRATES
Assuredly！ would you not say him for Cleonymus？
STREPSIADES
Well？
SOCRATES
Then trough is of the same gender as Cleonymus？
STREPSIADES
My good man！ Cleonymus never had a kneading…trough； he used a
round mortar for the purpose。 But come； tell me what I should say！
SOCRATES
For trough you should say h
