the clouds-第2章
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DISCIPLE
One night； when he was studying the course of the moon and its
revolutions and was gazing open…mouthed at the heavens； a lizard
crapped upon him from the top of the roof。
STREPSIADES
A lizard crapping on Socrates！ That's rich！
DISCIPLE
Last night we had nothing to eat。
STREPSIADES
Well； what did he contrive； to secure you some supper？
DISCIPLE
He spread over the table a light layer of cinders； bending an iron
rod the while； then he took up a pair of compasses and at the same
moment unhooked a piece of the victim which was hanging in the
palaestra。
STREPSIADES
And we still dare to admire Thales！ Open； open this home of
knowledge to me quickly！ Haste； haste to show me Socrates； I long to
become his disciple。 But do please open the door。 （The door opens；
revealing the interior of the Thoughtery； in which the DISCIPLES OF
SOCRATES are seen in various postures of meditation and study； they
are pale and emaciated creatures。） Ah！ by Heracles！ what country are
those animals from？
DISCIPLE
Why； what are you astonished at？ What do you think they resemble？
STREPSIADES
The captives of Pylos。 But why do they look so fixedly on the
ground？
DISCIPLE
They are seeking for what is below the ground。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ they're looking for onions。 Do not give yourselves so much
trouble； I know where there are some； fine big ones。 But what are
those fellows doing； bent all double？
DISCIPLE
They are sounding the abysses of Tartarus。
STREPSIADES
And what are their arses looking at in the heavens？
DISCIPLE
They are studying astronomy on their own account。 But come in so
that the master may not find us here。
STREPSIADES
Not yet； not yet； let them not change their position。 I want to
tell them my own little matter。
DISCIPLE
But they may not stay too long in the open air and away from
school。
STREPSIADES （pointing to a celestial globe）
In the name of all the gods； what is that？ Tell me。
DISCIPLE
That is astronomy。
STREPSIADES （pointing to a map）
And that？
DISCIPLE
Geometry。
STREPSIADES
What is that used for？
DISCIPLE
To measure the land。
STREPSIADES
But that is apportioned by lot。
DISCIPLE
No； no； I mean the entire earth。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ what a funny thing！ How generally useful indeed is this
invention！
DISCIPLE
There is the whole surface of the earth。 Look！ Here is Athens。
STREPSIADES
Athens！ you are mistaken； I see no courts in session。
DISCIPLE
Nevertheless it is really and truly the Attic territory。
STREPSIADES
And where are my neighbours of Cicynna？
DISCIPLE
They live here。 This is Euboea； you see this island； that is so
long and narrow。
STREPSIADES
I know。 Because we and Pericles have stretched it by dint of
squeezing it。 And where is Lacedaemon？
DISCIPLE
Lacedaemon？ Why； here it is； look。
STREPSIADES
How near it is to us！ Think it well over； it must be removed to
a greater distance。
DISCIPLE
But； by Zeus； that is not possible。
STREPSIADES
Then； woe to you！ and who is this man suspended up in a basket？
DISCIPLE
That's himself。
STREPSIADES
Who's himself？
DISCIPLE
Socrates。
STREPSIADES
Socrates！ Oh！ I pray you； call him right loudly for me。
DISCIPLE
Call him yourself； I have no time to waste。 （He departs。 The
machine swings in SOCRATES in a basket。）
STREPSIADES
Socrates！ my little Socrates！
SOCRATES （loftily）
Mortal； what do you want with me？
STREPSIADES
First； what are you doing up there？ Tell me； I beseech you。
SOCRATES （POMPOUSLY）
I am traversing the air and contemplating the sun。
STREPSIADES
Thus it's not on the solid ground； but from the height of this
basket； that you slight the gods； if indeed。。。。
SOCRATES
I have to suspend my brain and mingle the subtle essence of my
mind with this air； which is of the like nature； in order clearly to
penetrate the things of heaven。 I should have discovered nothing；
had I remained on the ground to consider from below the things that
are above； for the earth by its force attracts the sap of the mind
to itself。 It's just the same with the watercress。
STREPSIADES
What？ Does the mind attract the sap of the watercress？ Ah！ my dear
little Socrates； come down to me！ I have come to ask you for lessons。
SOCRATES （descending）
And for what lessons？
STREPSIADES
I want to learn how to speak。 I have borrowed money； and my
merciles creditors do not leave me a moment's peace； all my goods
are at stake。
SOCRATES
And how was it you did not see that you were getting so much
into debt？
STREPSIADES
My ruin has been the madness for horses； a most rapacious evil；
but teach me one of your two methods of reasoning； the one whose
object is not to repay anything； and； may the gods bear witness；
that I am ready to pay any fee you may name。
SOCRATES
By which gods will you swear？ To begin with； the gods are not a
coin current with us。
STREPSIADES
But what do you swear by then？ By the iron money of Byzantium？
SOCRATES
Do you really wish to know the truth of celestial matters？
STREPSIADES
Why； yes； if it's possible。
SOCRATES
。。。。and to converse with the clouds； who are our genii？
STREPSIADES
Without a doubt。
SOCRATES
Then be seated on this sacred couch。
STREPSIADES （sitting down）
I am seated。
SOCRATES
Now take this chaplet。
STREPSIADES
Why a chaplet？ Alas！ Socrates； would you sacrifice me； like
Athamas？
SOCRATES
No； these are the rites of initiation。
STREPSIADES
And what is it I am to gain？
SOCRATES
You will become a thorough rattle…pate； a hardened old stager； the
fine flour of the talkers。。。。But come； keep quiet。
STREPSIADES
By Zeus！ That's no lie！ Soon I shall be nothing but wheat…flour；
if you powder me in that fashion。
SOCRATES
Silence； old man； give heed to the prayers。 （In an hierophantic
tone） Oh！ most mighty king； the boundless air； that keepest the
earth suspended in space； thou bright Aether and ye venerable
goddesses； the Clouds； who carry in your loins the thunder and the
lightning； arise； ye sovereign powers and manifest yourselves in the
celestial spheres to the eyes of your sage。
STREPSIADES
Not yet！ Wait a bit； till I fold my mantle double； so as not to
get wet。 And to think that I did not even bring my travelling cap！
What a misfortune！
SOCRATES （ignoring this）
Come； oh！ Clouds； whom I adore； come and show yourselves to this
man； whether you be resting on the sacred summits of Olympus；
crowned with hoar…frost； or tarrying in the gardens of Ocean； your
father； forming sacred choruses with the Nymphs； whether you be
gathering the waves of the Nile in golden vases or dwelling in the
Maeotic marsh or on the snowy rocks of Mimas； hearken to my prayer and
accept my offering。 May these sacrifices be pleasing to you。
（Amidst rumblings of thunder the CHORUS OF CLOUDS appears。）
CHORUS （singing）
Eternal Clouds； let us appear； let us arise from the roaring
depths of Ocean； our father； let us fly towards the lofty mountains；
spread our damp wings over their forest…laden summits； whence we
will dominate the distant valleys； the harvest fed by the sacred
earth； the murmur of the divine streams and the resounding waves of
the sea； which the unwearying orb lights up with its glittering beams。
But let us shake off the rainy fogs； which hide our immortal beauty
and sweep the earth from afar with our gaze。
SOCRATES
Oh； venerated goddesses； yes； you are answering my call！ （To
STREPSIADES。） Did you hear their voices mingling with the awful
growling of the thunder？
STREPSIADES
Oh！ adorable Clouds； I revere you and I too am going to let off my
thunder； so greatly has your own affrighted me。 （He farts。） Faith！
whether permitted or not； I must； I must crap！
SOCRATES
No scoffing； do not copy those damned comic poets。 Come；
silence！ a numerous host of goddesses approaches with songs。
CHORUS （singing）
Virgins； who pour forth the rains； let us move toward Attica；
the rich country of Pallas； the home of the brave； let us visit the
dear land of Cecrops； where the secret rites are celebrated； where the
mysterious sanctuary flies open to the initiate。。。。 What victims are
offered there to the deities of heaven！ What glorious temples！ What
statues！ What holy prayers to the rulers of Olympus！ At every season
nothing but sacred festivals； garlanded victims； is to be seen。 Then
Spring brings round again the joyous feasts of Dionysus； the
harmonious contests of the choruses and the serious melodies of the
flute。
STREPSIADES
By Zeus！ Tell me； Socrates； I pray you； who are these women； whose
language is so solemn； can they be demi…goddesses？
SOCRATES
Not at all。 They are the Clouds of heaven； great goddesses for the
lazy； to them we owe all； thoughts； speeches； trickery； roguery；
boasting； lies； sagacity。
STREPSIADES
Ah！ that was why； as I listened to them； my mind spread out its
wings； it burns to babble about trifles； to maintain worthless
arguments； to voice its petty reasons； to contradict； to tease some
opponent。 But are they not going to show themselves？ I should like
to see them； were it possible。
SOCRATES
Well； look this way in the direction of Parnes； I already see
those who are slowly descending。
STREPSIADES
But where； where？ Show them to me。
SOCRATES
They are advancing in a throng； following an oblique path across
the dales and thickets。
STREPSIADES
Strange！ I can see nothing。
SOCRATES
There； close to the entrance。
STREPSIADES
Hardly； if at all； can I distinguish them。
SOCRATES
You must see them clearly now； unless your eyes are filled with
gum as thick as pumpkins。
STREPSIADES
Aye； undoubtedly！ Oh！ the venerable goddesses！ Why； they fill up
the entire stage。
SOCRATES
And you did not know； you never suspected； that they were
goddesses？
STREPSIADES
No； indeed； I thought the Clouds were only fog； dew and vapour。
SOCRATES
But what you certainly do not know is that they are the support of
a crowd of quacks； the diviners； who were sent to Thurium； the
notorious physicians； the well…combed fops； who load their fingers
with rings down to the nails； and the braggarts； who write dithyrambic
verses； all these are idlers whom the Clouds provide a living for；
because they sing them in their verses。
STREPSIADES
It is then for this that they praise 〃the rapid flight of the
moist
